Just when you couldnt wring out the dishcloth of tears any more, another mugs circus pitches up. Roll up roll up....tickets only £37 - £57 via registration...Hospitality Tickets only £299 via registration.
"A percentage" to go to the LFC Foundation.....
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Oh my word can you imagine this? My eyes are watering trying to imagine the joy.
I would have loved to go, but that night I am pulling out my own eyeballs with an ice cream scoop, wrapping the stalks around my head, before setting fire to my genitals, thrusting a tent peg through my right ear and out of my left ear, then hanging myself on a butchers hook by the nostrils and pouring sulphuric acid into my empty eye sockets while listening to The Anfield Rap.
Otherwise I'd have gone to that.