The man is a complete embarrassment. No decent club would want this no mark representing them.
I saw him once in public and said to him,
"I hate you, you always scored against us blues but fair play you were a quality striker. Shame you represented Wales internationally and never really got a chance on that stage."
He said "I'm Jon Aldridge"
I said "Poundland Rush?".
He said "very funny. What you ever done?"
I said "I've never webbed a pigeon."
*Disclaimer - this whole exchange might not have actually happened.