The rs media fapfest continues apace I see, as net spend fc look to balance the books and seek a £100 million windfall from the sale of 5 “top” players- apparently, “Jude Bellingham-like superstar” Alex oxlade- chamberpot would be an immense signing for stevie meeessss villa side fo £20+ mill; Nat Phillips (the Scouse baresi) is going for £20 mill; Monaco are taking minimotorola for £17mil and the mighy peds will make Bayern pay in the region of £50mill for big fod mane - Nunez is a free transfer people, it’s just a miracle how they do it isn’t it?!
“The peds have become synonymous with expert navigation of the transfer windows in recent times. Should they get their way with the classy quintet named, they’ll have paid off the final Darwin fee and still have made a profit after the carvalho and potential Calvin Ramsay deals.”
Sections of this post are direct quotes from genuine sports journalists, believe it or not, I mean ffs! Laughable.