BBC running a story before the game today. Headline 'Salah, Firminho and Mane to start'. No mention of any Arsenal players. I mean, what's that Augbameyang going to contribute anyway... oh wait, hang on...
TalkSport hilarious after the game with the utter fume. One guy comes on and - honest to God I'm not making this up - he said there's no need to panic about strengthening the squad because 'the first eleven is so good in EVERY position that there is nobody IN THE WORLD who we could buy to be first choice'. His argument was that anybody they could buy would either 'send the wrong message to the young lads' or else be unhappy to sit on the bench. Darren Bent at least timidly suggested that Wijnaldum could be replaced, to which his reply was 'no, because we already have Naby Keita, the Ox and James Milner to come in. Nothing could strengthen our midfield'. He then finished this bizarre tribute to The Greatest Eleven Players To Ever Walk The Earth by quoting the immortal 'In Klopp We Trust'.
They're a different species, they really are. Yet they walk among us.