ECHO Comment: "Fears of Witch-hunt Against Liverpool FC" part 3

[HibbertsRightFoot]

That embryonic Harold Shipman look must be a real hit with the ladies.

Defo only drinks IPA’s when hes out on matthew street. Probably still lives in his mums and stuck his igor biscan posters to his wall with his own jizz

 

[Pilks]

Notice in those 'results' where 'Hendo' beat Messi and DeBruyne in five out of eight categories, the three that they were better than him were passing, dribbling and shooting. Not three of the more vital attributes for a midfielder then.

'Hendo' marked higher in 'defending', a key skill for an attacking midfielder. He was also better in 'composure'. That obviously means he can keep his cool admirably when De Bruyne is nutmegging him for the tenth time in a game...

You really couldn't make it up.

 

[BlueIsTheColour]

How to wind up a RS! They’re just laughing at him in the end

 

[Ollie d]

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it genuinely worries me that this is probably someones dad

Probably has a RS covered Josef Fritzel basement his "family" live in...

 

[daza_1973]

How to wind up a RS! They’re just laughing at him in the end

Interesting local dialect from that fan there
Scouse not English...
Cockney not scouse....

 

[PhilM]

Interesting local dialect from that fan there
Scouse not English...
Cockney not scouse....

Fans from other parts of the country or the world supporting a club is another issue, but I was wonder why it's non-Scousers who you hear ringing up Talk Sport.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Henderson may edge Messi or De Bruyne on physicality and running around a lot. As for leadership, he went to the Phil Neville school of pointing and shouting which is a great way of distracting people from the fact that you're pony at football.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Not sure that Henderson - Messi comparison was meant to be taken entirely seriously, lads. No room for nuance on Football Twitter is there.

I know what you mean but there's no room for nuance or irony amongst cult members either.

 

[PhilM]

God, I've only just seen this. I thought I was reading some absolute guff in the conspiracy theory thread, but this tops it. @JimmyJeffers

 

[Saint Domingo]

For once they seem to be picking up a few injuries with Henderson and Oxlade Chamberlain our. Just need it to be someone good who gets injured now.

 

[daza_1973]

What about the all important 'keeping the grandchildren away from the fireplace with a picture of them on it - pug ugly factor' - RS always cherry picking the stats....

 

[Sharpies volley]

They're amazing at trying to defend the indefensible

 

[helpimonfire]

How to wind up a RS! They’re just laughing at him in the end

Tony had a bit of a Tempah there ha ha

 

[arch stanton]

Henderson may edge Messi or De Bruyne on physicality and running around a lot. As for leadership, he went to the Phil Neville school of pointing and shouting which is a great way of distracting people from the fact that you're pony at football.

It was obvious that when Stevie Me retired, The Great Hendo wanted to be considered in the same vein and started dramatic shouting and pointing for the cameras. So false and contrived. That midfield must be the most gash to have ever won a title,

 

[brigadier]

How to wind up a RS! They’re just laughing at him in the end

That idiot phoned in and said the world club championship was a bigger tournament than the world cup, when asked who played in it the year before he hadn't a clue, the presenters spent ten minutes laughing at him , if it was any other fan base I would say hes employed by the station .