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Racially abusing the Oldham playerSwiped from another Everton Forum:
Regardless what happens today- thank yourselves that we don’t have the following
Tommy smith benefits cheat
Tommy smith racist
Emlyn Hughes thatchers mate
Jimmy savile celebrity fan
Steven Gerrard punching dj’s
Jamie Carragher spitting at little girls
Luis Suarez biting
Luis Suarez racist
Those t-shirts
Steaua bucharest banners
Munich banners
Heysel
The shameful mistreatment of Everton scout bill shankly
Calling people ‘king’
Calling people ‘god’
Carousel show tunes
Piped in anthems
Moaning about ticket prices when losing forgetting it when winning
Bullying local householders to build a bigger pit
Being over represented in the media then moaning about the media
Graeme souness sun writer
Despising Rupert murdoch while paying for sky
Full kit [Poor language removed]
Glory hunting wools
Brian voice of the people reade
Fez’s in Istanbul
Slabbing Bulgarian waiters
Storming the gates in Greece to get in for free
Jurgen ‘runnner up klopp
The rafatollah
Wee Brendan’s face touching
Firmino drink driver
Jon Flanagan and his female training methods
Steve ‘one minute’ McMahon
The first team to racially abuse John Barnes
Clive Thomas
The Anfield rap
John ‘aldo’ Aldridge and his beaked up glass throwing
Danny ‘Steve davies’ Murphy
Mick ‘balanced’ Quinn
John peel and his liberal attitude to the age of consent
Pater ‘badgeman’ samsara
Doctor fun (unless you are a child)
Rocking ambulances
Throwing flares at team buses
Cups of piss on women and kids
Players advertising fouling Nivea
Complaining about capitalism while being sponsored by a bank
Iffy kit deals to increase spend
Bullets in the post if you decide to leave
Abusing disabled kids 1- lee carsleys
Abusing disabled kids 2- Phil Neville’s
Jan Molby homophobe
Phil tommo and his balsa kitchens
Phil tommo and his nose
Phil tommo
Phil ‘yes boss’ Neal
Phil ‘pay me for a h’boro interview’ Neal
the World Cup final quote from Austin powers
David ynwa Price
Cilla black
Jimmy tarbuck
Witty flags
Not witty flags with ridiculously deep nonsense on them
Bad puns
In is in lad
White suits at Wembley
Fowler’s coke celebration
Spending half a billon then moaning about money
Getting the bus tarted up before you’ve won anything
Half and half scarves
Calling all players by their first names as if they know them
Singing through the United scout tribute last week
Forgiving everything if it means a win
The myth of rapier wit
The myth of a special club
The myth of history meaning more than others history
The myth of LFC
Feel free to add any I have missed!
Bullying the homeless In Madrid
People trafficking ( in Europe this season)










