Ebola? Who Cares?? It's all about MERS now.

[Elong]

You can get it from shaking hands if you both have open wounds.

But his sister you say?

Was that what I just read above? I'm sure the article said the guy's sister recently died from Ebola, and now he has died from it (the bloke on the plane).

Might have read it wrong lol

 

[Groucho]

Was that what I just read above? I'm sure the article said the guy's sister recently died from Ebola, and now he has died from it (the bloke on the plane).

Might have read it wrong lol

I'm not saying they shook hands.

What goes on behind closed doors etc...

 

[tommye]

Are you able to edit the part in which you've quoted me please? The mods quite rightfully look down on profanity.

no.

I'll vault you on it next time you arselick the mods.


x

 

[rascal]

no.

I'll vault you on it next time you arselick the mods.


x

Okay mate.

x

 

[Pat's Van]

I think I've got it, what should I do ?

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Nuke Africa

 

[Elong]

I'm not saying they shook hands.

What goes on behind closed doors etc...

Made me go immediately haha. Obviously he could have got it elsewhere, but a bit of a coincidence.

I can see the next Nigerian Scam coming up now:

"Dear Mr Long,

I'm Dr Mokoko, and I've discovered that you have Ebola.

Please send us $5,000 to our account and we will send you a vaccine"

 

[rascal]

I think I've got it, what should I do ?

Die

 

[tommye]

I think I've got it, what should I do ?

go to Orrys and lick everybody.

spread it at will.

Walton needs you.

 

[Groucho]

Ok so, don't shake hands with your sister, and you'll be fine, yes?

 

[tommye]

Nuke Africa

racist

 

[Pat's Van]

go to Orrys and lick everybody.

spread it at will.

Walton needs you.

oh I've already done that tonight, it's saturday FFS, that's what I always do

 

[Elong]

racist

Africa isn't a race you pleb.

 

[tommye]

Africa isn't a race you pleb.

plebist

 

[Pat's Van]

I just took a sh!t and a monkey come out