Walter Mcniel, the softy.
What's the score with us signing this soppy boy? Anybody know who's decision it was, or how much we wasted on him, and why the hell is he getting 90 mins in the first team? (would suit the kids team more, as long as they're not too rough with him)
£2m would have been ok for him but whoever signed off on paying up to £20m needs putting under investigation and having their licence to operate in professional football taken off them.
You can see he's trying to impact the game and be direct when he gets it, but it has a 1/10 chance of coming off. You're right to point out Mykolenko too. Championship standard flank.