His missus gonna get a treat this morning
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Can't believe this utter wet wipe is going to get a fresh chance under Dyche. It's one bad thing after the next with Everton.
Keeping hold of him this window might prove to be our best bit of business in years.
Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
It'll be alright on the Dwight.
gianthogweed
Player Valuation: £25m
Dyche has dropped him before at Burnley he will do it again here if he does not perform
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Step up to the plate now!
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Like a new signing
windymiller
Player Valuation: £70m
And play who in his place?
Colonel Getafe
Player Valuation: £25m
Kevin Thelwell worked day and night for 31 days trying to get him out but there isn't a pub team in the country stupid enough to take this joker on a free. (Ah well, only 4.5 more years of him under contract here I suppose......)
Hitchy
Player Valuation: £750k
I think Townsend walks into the starting 11 when back fit. It's a farce that we'll be heavily relying on him given his age and that he'll be coming back from a year off after a serious knee injury
Charlie Sweet
Player Valuation: £35m
Time to Shine
Muggins
Player Valuation: £60m
He has a sweet left foot Charlie. He could score some goals. I think we need to toughen him up a bit. Toughen the lot of them up.
4737carlin
Player Valuation: £90m
Looking at his stats he did get quite a few assists at Burnley, problem we gave is him not having anyone to assist.
I'm sure he has to be better then the player we have seen, likewise the whole squad
HalfTimeSayers
Player Valuation: £35m
If he spends 3 months just fizzing balls between centre backs and keeper, we will score goals, even from errors.
None of this bollox about the manager telling you how to get to the final third then it’s up to you to show your quality. Hard no, we have no quality. Get the ball in dangerous areas and unless defences make zero errors for the full 90
mins, England’s former backup number 9 will score a few.
McNeil has one single good attribute, and it’s not skinning his man and getting to the byline. If he can overcome his apparent terror of playing in front of a boisterous crowd, he will be useful under the new style. Useless in most systems, but we may finally play to his meagre single strength.
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