Martin Alvito
Player Valuation: £50m
You've probably seen it but this clip is nuts.
Basically, granny was getting too old so she kept a loaded gun in the cutlery drawer. Thats the America we fight for.
later we see images of fans cheering while wearing panty pads on their ears to emulate their leader who was shot by a republican.
Nineteen loaded handguns suggests a very unhealthy paranoia. I can't even imagine where all I would put nineteen of the things, if I wanted one within arm's reach at all times.
