Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £60m
I see the urine is still flowing lol 
lol
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If Dom has a million fans, I am one of them.
If Dom has 5 fans, I am one of them.
If Dom has one fan, That one is me.
If Dom has no fans, I am no longer alive.
If the world is against Dom, I am against the world.
Till my last breath, I'll love Dom.
Encoder
Player Valuation: £35m
I'll have you know sir that I hold the rights of using this copypasta for an everton player and will be consulting with my team proceeding with the appropriate legal steps accordingly.
What the heck did you just frickin’ say about me, you little whiner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frickin’ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet?
Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re frickin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re in frickin’ trouble, mister.
The Hibbert Agenda
Player Valuation: £20m
This is so stupid
Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £60m
twoblue
Player Valuation: £35m
Although this is brilliant, I sure you must have plagiarised that off some kopite website
Twitch chat fam.
This lad should be the third striker on the plane to the euros behind Kane and Watkins.
I love him but nah. Toney is a better option.
Love you Dom, please stay.
BlueStevie35
Player Valuation: £70m
Great game and unlucky not to score a couple, I think he’ll end up signing an extension
Dixie1sixty
Player Valuation: £15m
Looking sharp. Shame the season is now over.
