Spadge Vernacular
Player Valuation: £60m
Rolls Royce of a player 
saw the penalty graph before
he's never taken a penalty to the right
surely he must know every goalkeeper is going to dive to his left or stay central
he's never taken a penalty to the right
surely he must know every goalkeeper is going to dive to his left or stay central
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £35m
How's that working out for them.
Ok ish.
This is the problem with people like you.
He was great tonight, led the line well, grabbed a goal, but he did ok ish.
Leylo
Player Valuation: £35m
We've only got okish players what's the answer goat...
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £40m
If he came and shat on your front door you'd thank him and then make him dinner.
He was ok. He wasnt great.
Not buying that mate, we have some good players, we have players that are very capable.
They show it when we win games.
Sure we have a small squad low on quality in some areas, but we do have some good players.
You realise this is what you do to trick goalkeepers, right?
A.K.A. literally tonight.
Leylo
Player Valuation: £35m
you literally dont, its so predictable
the keeper even got his foot on it
its not a good pen at all
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £35m
Do bad pens not count as goals spud?
