2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

I ran a simulation of Dom scoring, and the effect on this thread:


It won't be anything like this.

It will be a much more cringeworthy version of

Quoted posts calling him crap

Followed by a smug implication that these people don't know footy because they had the temerity to question our starting forward who has gone five months without scoring.

Which will roundly be laughed off because he has gone five months without scoring and one goal against West Ham (or anyone else if he's lucky) isn't going to erase that.
 
It won't be anything like this.

It will be a much more cringeworthy version of

Quoted posts calling him crap

Followed by a smug implication that these people don't know footy because they had the temerity to question our starting forward who has gone five months without scoring.

Which will roundly be laughed off because he has gone five months without scoring and one goal against West Ham (or anyone else if he's lucky) isn't going to erase that.

I'm excited for him to score a goal and have everyone in here raging that he's done it.
 

It won't be anything like this.

It will be a much more cringeworthy version of

Quoted posts calling him crap

Followed by a smug implication that these people don't know footy because they had the temerity to question our starting forward who has gone five months without scoring.

Which will roundly be laughed off because he has gone five months without scoring and one goal against West Ham (or anyone else if he's lucky) isn't going to erase that.


Bit of weekend ale and cocaine anger, combined with mutual needling from each camp might see a bit of a flare up.

C'mon Dom, entertain us.
 
It won't be anything like this.

It will be a much more cringeworthy version of

Quoted posts calling him crap

Followed by a smug implication that these people don't know footy because they had the temerity to question our starting forward who has gone five months without scoring.

Which will roundly be laughed off because he has gone five months without scoring and one goal against West Ham (or anyone else if he's lucky) isn't going to erase that.

The big twist, is that nobody is going to change their opinion because he’s scored his first goal in 20-something games. Now that will truly have people foaming at the mouth. Will be interesting to see the bedwetter clientele flip on its head after that.
 


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