2023/24 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Carlito]

In all seriousness though, of he stayed fit, I think we would be top half, even with all the players who have gone. I'm not sure it's quite firing us to glory category, but he really is levels above the players we had playing.

Hmm.

 

[BigDuncTributeBand]

3 goals in 3 games. Needs much better service than he got today - half chances for him really.

 

[Gene Parmesan]

Hmm.

That’s the fella that said that DCL was better than Harry Kane. I wouldn’t take any notice of him.

 

[Goat]

I know he's scored, but we look more solid with Beto up top.

As solid as a runny poo.

 

[Cels]

Another goal for the mighty Dom today...

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[Bebeto]

3 goals in 3 games. Needs much better service than he got today - half chances for him really.

He got into good positions and whilst he had a solid game, one of his stronger quality is heading the ball in the goal, something he hasn't done well today. But he is improving after every game, his fitness is getting better. We will need him to come back to his absolute best this season.

 

[maccavennie]

Got no service at all

Home against Luton, back of 2 great wins and our striker didn't get a sniff of anything today.

Only scored cos Doucoure nearly tripped over his own legs again

 

[banno]

Got no service at all

Home against Luton, back of 2 great wins and our striker didn't get a sniff of anything today.

Only scored cos Doucoure nearly tripped over his own legs again

I thought he got service, couple of wayward headers and one maybe 2 across the box when he didn't read the game

 

[Goat]

I thought he got service, couple of wayward headers and one maybe 2 across the box when he didn't read the game

He fed on scraps all game.

 

[maccavennie]

I thought he got service, couple of wayward headers and one maybe 2 across the box when he didn't read the game

If that was service mate then we're in even deeper crap than I thought.

It was scraps at best, hopeful balls lobbed in

It was pathetic

 

[ToffeeTim]

I thought he got service, couple of wayward headers and one maybe 2 across the box when he didn't read the game

Our final ball and delivery into the box is abysmal

 

[cronullasharks]

Our final ball and delivery into the box is abysmal

Takes us about 5 minutes and 30 passes to get out of our own half and then float some hit and hope crosses in from about 35 yards out. It's not much more than a training run for opposition defences.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Takes us about 5 minutes and 30 passes to get out of our own half and then float some hit and hope crosses in from about 35 yards out. It's not much more than a training run for opposition defences.

That's not true, sometimes we pump it straight from our own half for DCL to chase and do something magical or something.

 

[cronullasharks]

That's not true, sometimes we pump it straight from our own half for DCL to chase and do something magical or something.

The best you can hope for as an Everton striker is to "put a shift in" chasing lost causes.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The best you can hope for as an Everton striker is to "put a shift in" chasing lost causes.

This is the way.