2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Eggs]

Do they stop getting injured?

….I’m tempted to say one muscle is certainly working fine but I won’t.

 

[YoboCopter]

….I’m tempted to say one muscle is certainly working fine but I won’t.

russle the one eyed love muscle

 

[MACCA75]

Congrats to him. Although I heard Maupay had to be subbed in at change of ends.

 

[Cels]

Congratulations to Dominic Calvert-Lewin and his partner. I was going to make a crass joke about him shooting in the box, but I thought better of it.

 

[Dixieslaces]

Congrats to him. Although I heard Maupay had to be subbed in at change of ends.

Still put it wide!

 

[Runub]

Still put it wide!

Was Seaman in goal?

 

[Blue_Eagle]

I'm just so glad his Mrs won the argument to be the baby carrier... Another 9 months out would've been super inconvenient!

 

[BlueStevie35]

I'm just so glad his Mrs won the argument to be the baby carrier... Another 9 months out would've been super inconvenient!

Did that sound funnier in your head or something?

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

….sportsman often significantly improve performance when they first become fathers.

Digne became absolutely horrible for us when he became a Dad

 

[Blue_Eagle]

Did that sound funnier in your head or something?

Your mother buys jarg pot noodles...

 

[davids]

I just get the feeling alot of his issues have come from his training. Well, Gym work. Remember that skinny kid Running round the pitch non stop, more from the wings then ever central. the lad was as flexible as you could get. Within about 18months of gym work bulking himself up a bit and he's suddenly lost that flexibility and does the same leg injuries every time he stretches for the ball...

Anichebe did something similar. Hit the weights and lost about ten percent of his pace

 

[BlueStevie35]

Your mother buys jarg pot noodles...

She doesn’t, she actually cooks but thanks for acting like a colossal tit

 

[Blue_Eagle]

She doesn’t, she actually cooks but thanks for acting like a colossal tit

Anytime, sausage.

 

[kenada_blue]

Out for 6 months after that

 

[Joey66]

Congrats to him. Although I heard Maupay had to be subbed in at change of ends.

Hed have misfired any rate lol