2021/22 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[TommyDavo]

Owning the look oh koff lad he's wearing a skirt ffs he looks like an utter weapon.

You can say he looks like an utter weapon whilst still rating hin as a footballer, a concept a few on here don't seem to grasp.

Telling you now I'd Tommy Davies poses in a skirt on here people would be saying he looks like a massive tit.

Not doing it tonight, I haven’t shaved me legs

 

[maccavennie]

a cannae speak

dannae speak, just drench yerself laddie in some Old Spice and pretend we cannae see the pictures cos the wee man is wearing some kind of kilt from Norfolk!

 

[Toast]

I’d say his shagging career must be better than his footballing career as it stands.

Must have the birds all over him.

I bet he smells absolutely magnificent as well.

 

[maccavennie]

I’d say his shagging career must be better than his footballing career as it stands.

Must have the birds all over him.

I bet he smells absolutely magnificent as well.

I hope he uses the old soap on a rope from the £1 shop just for giggles.

 

[Toast]

I hope he uses the old soap on a rope from the £1 shop just for giggles.

We had a Labrador who ate one of those.
And yes, the rope passed through his bowels complete.
Surreal.

Soz if your having your tea like..

 

[Zeitgeist]

Blazer, shirt and shorts is cross-dressing? The public schools of the country were woke well before their time.

Thought it was a skirt lol

 

[Dykovski200]

I’m not bothered what he’s wearing, when’s he gonna be back playing.

 

[Carloblues]

I mean that would be weird as I don’t have a daughter.

I don't think that's the weird part of what you said being honest.

 

[Houghty19]

Just wait until the Rondon photo wearing the same gear comes out.

Think he'd have to be dressed like a matron a bit like Hattie Jacques

 

[davek]

You have to admire the guy. It may not be your thing or even mine but he's owning his look & giving zero ffffs.

Jesus 'kin wept.

 

[Toast]

Think he'd have to be dressed like a matron a bit like Hattie Jacques

Now that’s genuinely weird as my Mrs just mentioned her when I showed her a tweet I’ve posted in the Coronavirus thread.
Spooky.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Am looking forward to see what Tom wears to keep up with Dom in the fashion stakes tbh

 

[RomanReigns]

Didn’t Harry styles wear a skirt for a magazine?

 

[toffee matt]

Am looking forward to see what Tom wears to keep up with Dom in the fashion stakes tbh

 

[devogue]

I’d say his shagging career must be better than his footballing career as it stands.

Must have the birds all over him.

I bet he smells absolutely magnificent as well.