2021/22 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

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Dom watching the haters


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He’s still watching you suckers
 
Once, my mate was driving us home at about 5 in the morning after a mad night out and we made him stop at a lay-by for a piss. My other mate emerged from the bushes all triumphant holding in his hands a discarded magazine called trans monthly that featured pics of middle aged men wearing stockings and suspenders complete with captions saying things like ‘nice rear Colette’ It had likely been thrown away by a conflicted lorry driver.
Probably was all like ‘phwooooarr’ and ‘wheeeeey’ with all his mates at the weekend before sneaking into a garage to buy niche magazines.
Just a story I remember. You ever drive a lorry?
Are you a fart ??? I’m enjoying it pal. So up ya ma La
 
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