2021/22 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[Dixieslaces]

Chances are that those ‘police cars’ were actually Highways England traffic cars… who have absolutely no jurisdiction over speeding or reckless driving.

Basically, those guys are there to hold up the traffic when there’s an incident, lay out the cones and do their best to ensure quick and easy access for any emergency services vehicles.

Could Dunc do this?

asking for @davek

 

[gianthogweed]

Mr Warburton told magistrates: "He has got a disposable income in excess of £450 a week. I think you are probably aware he is a professional footballer."

 

[Nymzee]

Disappointed in Dom. Don’t know if the club will take any further action but we’ve got to get behind him and the lads!

I hope you've never once speeded before then.

 

[Dykovski200]

He went to court because he initially pleaded Not Guilty - and then changed his plea today

Basically wasting the courts time

He’s also been wasting our time this season.

 

[Littlesue]

More importantly... is Ricky Spong free?

I was worried him and Spong had been doggin

 

[RomanReigns]

Should have hired this guy

David Beckham will not face speeding prosecution

Celebrity lawyer Nick Freeman successfully fights the speeding allegation on a technicality.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Lanolin]

He went to court because he initially pleaded Not Guilty - and then changed his plea today

Basically wasting the courts time

Guessing they hoped he could turn up to court on the sly and plead not guilty but when it started doing the rounds that it was happening he's just thought sack it i'll take the hit rather than play it out in public.

 

[anton66]

so he misses todays training FFS Everton that !!!. At least his sick period must be over lol / it cant be Covid.

Maybe that’s why he missed the match on Sunday, you know how fragile these footballers can be.

 

[Bungle]

Heard a good joke earlier lads about DCL getting more points than Everton hahahahahahahaha Or something along those lines, do you get it though? Cos we haven't accumulated many points lately?!?! lollhahlaglaolsalllololhahsolmao

Almost as funny as the divvies that point out how many times they've seen the same joke hahahaha Good times lads.

 

[Parker]

Heard a good joke earlier lads about DCL getting more points than Everton hahahahahahahaha Or something along those lines, do you get it though? Cos we haven't accumulated many points lately?!?! lollhahlaglaolsalllololhahsolmao

Almost as funny as the divvies that point out how many times they've seen the same joke hahahaha Good times lads.

Honestly feel like tearing my eyes out with every scroll of my twitter feed.

 

[bullybeef]

Drives a Lambo

Delivers a Lada (performance)

 

[andy4efc]

Chances are that those ‘police cars’ were actually Highways England traffic cars… who have absolutely no jurisdiction over speeding or reckless driving.

Basically, those guys are there to hold up the traffic when there’s an incident, lay out the cones and do their best to ensure quick and easy access for any emergency services vehicles.

Dont worry mate i know the difference, I have been connced and altered my speed, maintained a speed appropriately... by them before! I mean legit blue and yellow.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Heard a good joke earlier lads about DCL getting more points than Everton hahahahahahahaha Or something along those lines, do you get it though? Cos we haven't accumulated many points lately?!?! lollhahlaglaolsalllololhahsolmao

Almost as funny as the divvies that point out how many times they've seen the same joke hahahaha Good times lads.

It's what happens when the fashion police detains you for crimes against fashion, I heard lol lol lol lol

 

[Bungle]

Honestly feel like tearing my eyes out with every scroll of my twitter feed.

It's what happens when the fashion police detains you for crimes against fashion, I heard lol lol lol lol

Hey, hey guys, why doesn't he belt someone with his handbag

 

[Lanolin]

Hey, hey guys, why doesn't he belt someone with his handbag

He'd probably MISS! You know like he does with his shots. Lads around me were in bulk anyway.