2021/22 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[MikeH72]

He doesn’t wanna be here lad. You can tell lad he’s not arsed.

I unironically think this.

 

[Mozza1987]

He is a joke. Get rid in the summer regardless if we stay up or not.

 

[Carloblues]

What's the latest? Why was he out?

 

[Leylo]

What's the latest? Why was he out?

Had a eyebrow appointment

 

[Efcjake]

He can piss right off

 

[London boys]

What's the latest? Why was he out?

Why?

 

[London boys]

What's the latest? Why was he out?

Why are you interested that is ?

 

[Carloblues]

Why are you interested that is ?

Haven't seen you on here in a while mate? Wonder why that is?

 

[London boys]

Haven't seen you on here in a while mate? Wonder why that is?

So....

 

[Grogu the blue]

What's the latest? Why was he out?

Bad clothes day! His skirt just didn’t look right!! We’ve all been there

 

[Gilbert..]

He's big time now.
Doesn't do relegation scraps. Not good for the image.

 

[GoldenToffee]

What's the latest? Why was he out?

Groin strain bending down to his bottom drawer to get his frilly ballerina shoes out.

 

[MACCA75]

I’m afraid the Everton da’s were right about this flouncer.

 

[CrabbyPaddy]

Knew when I read that interview with him midweek crying about how difficult it’s been to get up to speed he’d go missing.

Must have got an ingrown hair shaving his legs or something.

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Half a season out and another 1/4 to get fit at 25 years old. Jesus Christ.