2019/20 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

[DonJulio]

He wouldn't even be in the top 5 on most of the teams ahead of us in the table. The rest of our team wouldn't even get to play for those sides because they are a bunch of honest losers.

The triumvirate of Alli, Son & Kane are the worst IMO.

 

[TheBigIguana]

The triumvirate of Alli, Son & Kane are the worst IMO.

Leicester and the RS aren't far off. It's shameful but it's also a fact that modern day sides that master diving and play acting are more successful.

 

[Nymzee]

I wish we dived more.

 

[TheBlueBlitzer]

None of them are our first choice striker.

apparently not your first choice, glad you arent manager.

 

[Ameen]

He’s surprised me so far this season and long may it continue.

It’s clear he’s become more of a presence up top and needs to continue scoring consistently to take him to the next level(s)

Starting to live up to that Number on his back

 

[marsh]

Needs to take his chances if he gets any

 

[TheBlueBlitzer]

Needs to take his chances if he gets any

you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity only comes once in a lifetime.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Going to make a fool of himself tomorrow without Rich alongside him imo.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

apparently not your first choice, glad you arent manager.

Perfect opportunity for me to be proved wrong today.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Fancy him to get on the score sheet today.

 

[Mrancelotti]

He had three totally different types of chances and couldn’t finish any of them.

You and a few others are so heavily invested in him being a poor player that it's likely going to rob you of any enjoyment watching him play well.

Commentator:- "ball to Calvert Lewin, expertly controlled and held up.... played out wide to Sidebe, Calvert Lewin makes near post run..... Sidebe fires in a great cross......".

Tels brain:- "Oh.... he controlled that quite well and that a a good ball ..... oh wait there he's made a run for the front post..... I hope Sidebe crosses to someone else...... oh Calvert Lewin just scored.... I can't go on GOT now ......"

 

[Tel001]

You and a few others are so heavily invested in him being a poor player that it's likely going to rob you of any enjoyment watching him play well.

Commentator:- "ball to Calvert Lewin, expertly controlled and held up.... played out wide to Sidebe, Calvert Lewin makes near post run..... Sidebe fires in a great cross......".

Tels brain:- "Oh.... he controlled that quite well and that a a good ball ..... oh wait there he's made a run for the front post..... I hope Sidebe crosses to someone else...... oh Calvert Lewin just scored.... I can't go on GOT now ......"

I’m always on here mate . Also the majority of the time I’m watching like

“Yes”
[ eyes widen]
“Yes”
“ common Bernie lad”
“Yes”
[ Bernie plays pass]
[stands with excitment]
[ DCL (Shoots) ]
“FSS what the F was that”
[sits back down]

 

[GwladysBlue]

Needs to step up for us today

 

[toffeejack]

Needs to show how much he's improved today

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Cue 4.55pm "dat DCL is rubbish we need better didnt trouble a half fit Randolph once"