Dilemma!!!

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Mates above footy for sure, but you should go anyway - we won our first league at that ground, it carries our history too. Make sure you mention that whilst you potter around it in your Everton shirt!(y)
 

Mates above footy for sure, but you should go anyway - we won our first league at that ground, it carries our history too. Make sure you mention that whilst you potter around it in your Everton shirt!(y)

now that is a great idea...!!!
 
Mates above footy for sure, but you should go anyway - we won our first league at that ground, it carries our history too. Make sure you mention that whilst you potter around it in your Everton shirt!(y)

Yeah, just tell him you refuse to go on a tour of LFCs ground.

But you are more than willing to go round a tour of Anfield were the mighty Everton Football Club once played.
 
Does he know you support Everton?

If so, he'll appreciate the gesture I'm sure. It would show that you care more about him and that it's his day/night than any football rivalry.
 
Go. But cough loudly all through the tour and when you get outside gulp the air as if you'd just been pulled out of a house with a gas leak
 

I had this dilemma about three years ago. I'm in my 50s and have never been to that place before. My two eldest children are blues but (as is the way with these things in families) my youngest broke ranks and declared for the reds.

So, about 3 years back, we go up to Liverpool to see me arl gran, bless her. On the way back I made sure that we passed by the Dean statue and me li'l girl pipes up 'can we go to Anfield, Dad?' She's my little Yum-Yum, I couldn't refuse her.

So we went into Everton 1 and got me little fella a shirt and then went to the other place and got her one. I'd never been before. I held onto my Everton placky bag for protection. Little girl was made up which made it all worthwhile.

See? It can be done and I lived to tell the tale....

So go with your mate. It'll show him how much you care for him.

Just wear the blue shirt and have a shower afterwards....
 
Go, and take a huge dump on their carpet.

my sides are hurting here Stevie, just imagining you doing just that, glad you resisted the urge to do it up here last night.. BBQ tonight, everything got burnt, how was I to know that a womans 5pm really means 5.30 on the dot,,,,, want to buy any charcole mate.
 
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my sides are hurting here Stevie, just imagining you doing just that, glad you resisted the urge to do it up here last night.. BBQ tonight, everything got burnt, how was I to know that a womans 5pm really means 5.30 on the dot,,,,, want to buy any charcole mate.

A womans clock is different to hours. She may tell you, you have an hour, but after 30 mins she insists you hurry up. When it comes to her, she says "I'll be ready in an hour" After an hour you say "you nearly ready" she says "dont rush me" You cant win??
 

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