Diego Simeone

[Chestnut]

He's no better than Sean Dyche. You could even argue that he plays worse football.

You could argue that, I suppose. You'd really have to be arguing with a Findus Crispy Pancake or something though really.

 

[ProZ]

It’s all shits and giggs saying hes our number one target, but when we end up getting Alan Curbishley it’s the fans who are gona get the stick.

 

[Armchair Dave]

If the club have leaked this, then we truly are a shambles led by the thick and the ignorant. How do they think people will react when this comes out and then we end up with Allardyce.

 

[dannyboy]

Hilarious leak by the club. Let the fans dream of Simeone, make them squirm with Allardyce. Then when you appoint Shaun Dyche they'll all be fine with it.

 

[Robles#01]

It’s all shits and giggs saying hes our number one target, but when we end up getting Alan Curbishley it’s the fans who are gona get the stick.

Why would he come here?

 

[TommyDavo]

Also his wife didn't fancy drinking in the Black Horse.

Miserable bitch, crackin’ beer garden

 

[Jokerdan]

Smoke and mirrors. Blue Bill has made a living out of it for years. Treats everything like a Theatre production.

 

[Sir Alan]

Hilarious leak by the club. Let the fans dream of Simeone, make them squirm with Allardyce. Then when you appoint Shaun Dyche they'll all be fine with it.

Hahaha this is so trued we’ve been falling for it for years.

 

[davmaher]

He'll probably end up going to Stoke because they offer more money but will he turn out to be pants and we'll all be thinking "bullet dodged".

 

[riddick]

Sorry mate, the only thing he would do at Analfield, is lose badly.

Yeah, that would completely tarnish our stellar record there since the turn of the millennium.

 

[TommyDavo]

Funny as....

Nothing wrong with ambition I suppose, but about as likely as Kelly Brook delivering me tonights winning Euro Millions ticket clenched between her arse cheeks.

Did I just hear your doorbell

 

[Gladystweet]

Funny as....

Nothing wrong with ambition I suppose, but about as likely as Kelly Brook delivering me tonights winning Euro Millions ticket clenched between her arse cheeks.

Lucky dip?

 

[TommyDavo]

The board must think we're a shower of drooling idiots

40,000 turn up to watch s**** every other week, me included, go figure

 

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[samsonthedog1]

Would he bring his lad Giovanni with him?