Derek Acorah

[Jesus]

Jesus, huge fan here,
one quick question, have you heard my prayers for Nick poo?

I have sir, your prayers will be answered imminently.

 

[Del]

He would obliterate him with his lightning zapping powers.

Hows yer mar

 

[Jesus]

Hows yer mar

She's brilliant mate, still a virgin too.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Massive fan over here Jesus.

 

[Philw]

Used to like you when I was a kid. Not so keen now I'm afraid. Bit like Santa. How is he btw??

 

[bluebottle]

Son of god, that must be a tough cross to bare.

 

[Allezfan]

Jesus, if I sell you my soul, can you make Everton win the league?

 

[edge]

Derek Acorah was on radio merseyside, saying the reporter had spun what he had said,, then went on to say the paper had printed lies about him in the past, and despite doing 3 online stints for the sun online, he had decided not to do anymore 8 months ago as being a liverpool fan he felt it was wrong .He is a fookin whopper,a liverpool fan who works and talks to the sun, they lie about him then he does an interview, yer alright derek we believe you, by the way you know the bird you lived with for 12 years why didnt you once say you were in touch with the dead,(she works with my girlfreind) the fella is a spineless fraud.ps mods stop the jesus jokes, it will bring bad luck on those that take the lords name in vain thier cursed, the spirits have told me

 

[Jesus]

Used to like you when I was a kid. Not so keen now I'm afraid. Bit like Santa. How is he btw??

Santa is good, I think you may be approaching the 'naughty list,' clean up your act pal.

Son of god, that must be a tough cross to bare.

That it is mate.

Jesus, if I sell you my soul, can you make Everton win the league?

I'll go have a word with dad.

 

[TippEverton]

Any chance of investing in Everton Jesus , our current board are sh!te .

 

[Bend it like Hinchcliffe]

Santa is good, I think you may be approaching the 'naughty list,' clean up your act pal.




That it is mate.



I'll go have a word with dad.

YOU'RE NOT THE MESSIAH YOU'RE A VERY NAUGHTY BOY...........

oh and judas told me you like it up the dinner dumper........

 

[Satan]

Ey Jesus is yer ma still doing those donkey shows for stale bread?

 

[neil999]

Santa is good, I think you may be approaching the 'naughty list,' clean up your act pal.



That it is mate.



I'll go have a word with dad.

you are your dad you muppet! and the holy fukn ghost(what use is he by the way??)

 

[Del]

Ey Jesus is yer ma still doing those donkey shows for stale bread?

Your going to hell for that mate

 

[edge]

Your going to hell for that mate

there all going to hell, unbelievers , anyone else posting anti christain posts will be cursed, you have been warned, no crying when you in agony its your own fault, final warning stop it now save your souls, me and god will let previous post go with a warning but after this post , your doomed .