Derby Predictions

[chicoazul]

Change this forum to as many upgraded servers as you want but Derby fumage will still shut this place down, it's beyond what the digital world can understand.

The amount of actual energy generated by the fume if harnessed could power the entire L4 postcode for 18 months. And that includes all the hidden cannabis farms in lofts too.

 

[mezzrow]

Fuming already, here. Gotta get in shape.

That shower of mongrels, those cheating, diving b*****s.

(breaks a sweat - puts on soundtrack from Rocky)

close your eyes and picture that demented sack of horse droppings showing the red to Rodwell for jolly f*** all.

Arghhhhhh.

 

[Saint Domingo]

First time in ages that I'm not that confident. Last season I went into both games thinking we were comfortably better (we certainly were by a long way in the home game) but witht he feeling that they can always sucker punch you (as they so nearly did). This time I have no idea who is the better team. If we turn up like we did agianst Newcastle we'll absolutely rip them a new one, if its the Everton of the last two weeks then we might be in for a beating. Suarez and Sturridge struggle against the very good defenses, they couldn't slot against United or Arsenal this season. Liverpool thrive off other teams mistakes then hit on the counter. They very rarely open you up. Their usual modus operandi is to go mad for about ten minutes at the start of the game and try and score via a set piece/penalty or an absolute gift. They then sit back and just pick off your mistakes. As long as we don't gift them a goal straight away (God wouldn't it be nice to come out on the fornt foot and actually have one gifted to us) then we could easily handle their general pattern of play which is fairly limited as has been shown in the games against any half decent sides this season: United (cup) Arsenal Swansea Newcastle Southampton. I hate saying it because its so often not true but I have a feeling whoever scores first will win. If we do they have to come out and actualy create something for themselves, we'll just hog the ball then and barring any Distinesque cockups we should be alright. If they score it will be a long afternoon of Jagielka and Distin trying to thread eye of the needle balls into a box with all other 21 men in it.

 

[TGW89]

On last week's evidence we're going to get a hiding.

3-1 to the reds and rat boy to get the lot, thus subjecting me to more fantasy league ridicule as every fecker now has him as their captain, I can't afford him and I'm now last in my league...

God I hate that man, I really really do.... bah humbug, why didn't I follow the darkside like 99.9% of my primary school chums, seems they have all the luck and success in life and I just get shat on every time I get my hopes up

Actually that's bollocks, one of them did an armed robbery some years ago but apart from that the rest of them seem happy in their own little delusional red worlds enjoying the luxury of being in the very UN-silent majority!

 

[Kurt.]

Ok mate ,

This is the tale of Daniel Morgan
Who had a tiny sexual organ
It was just one inch fully reared
Wen lying down it disapeared
It was just by chance they called him Danny
Half inch less ? They'd have called him fanny
It gave his girlfriends such a shock
When the put their hands on his tiny _______ !






On topic..... Everton to win 5-1

 

[blueser]

2-0 us, we will win

 

[Ihaters]

What a weekend to win this one.

Everton v Liverpool
Arsenal v Southampton
Man City v Spurs

Points getting dropped all over that tight group of teams we are amongst.

 

[NSNO_Phil_1878]

Deuloufeu to come on and score a Sharp-in-the-anfield-road-end screamer in the last minute in the Gwladys.

ABSOLUTE SCENES.

Imagine it.