Dentists

[GrandOldTeam]

Following on from another thread, I think this topic deserves its own.

The worst part of going the dentist?

For me, it's undoubtedly having to rinse your mouth while the fit assistant watches. So swill, and spit down the drain. It sounds so simple, I mean, its only rising your mouth out ffs, but the potential for failure is too great. The concentration to avoid dribbling is intense.

What for you is the worst part of the dentist?

 

[Brownie]

You get a really tight feeling, it just blows up and it feels really different. It feels fantastic.

 

[best little spaniard]

I love the dentist. There's just something about another man poking around in my mouth that appeals to me.



That's not the right thing to say is it?

 

[Hayee]

The way they judge you if you have tongue/lip piercings

 

[GhostOfDixie]

The worse thing about the dentist?

- The wait,
- The crap womens mags or magazines about caravans, I mean what the **** is that about?
- The way they judge you because you don't have a Hollywood smile.
- The glee that is clearly on the faces of the dentist staff when your going through unbelievable pain.

The best thing, sometimes a busty dentist rubs against you with her plastic covered delights.

Oh and getting the **** out of there.

One other worse thing, if you happen to be a smoker, which I was once. Trying to spark up outside of the dentist after having that javalin-esqu needs rammed into your gums. Lack of dignity doesn't even come into it. First time I realised that smoking was not cool.

 

[Goat]

Last time I went the dentist they treated me like leper cos I was a smoker. "Do you smoke?", "Maybe you should think about stopping".

Maybe you should mind your own business and clean my nictotine filled teeth you filthy little minx? Yes, mines a bird, quite a young lady as well and no, not at all.

I hate everything about it. Mainly the points Ghost made.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Last time I went the dentist they treated me like leper cos I was a smoker. "Do you smoke?", "Maybe you should think about stopping".

Maybe you should mind your own business and clean my nictotine filled teeth you filthy little minx? Yes, mines a bird, quite a young lady as well and no, not at all.

I hate everything about it. Mainly the points Ghost made.

there always seems to be a new one at ours, usually from the former eastern block and fit as a butchers.
goin' the dentist for a polish has a double meaning round here.

 

[chrissyjack]

Not liked the dentists since having a tooth extracted as a kid. The gas didn't quite put me under and I woke up while the process was going on. I can remember seeing the ceiling spinning and feeling giddy. I can still remember the taste of the gas too .
Not a pleasant experience

 

[Welton Toffee]

I've got to have major work done at the easter holidays, essentially getting 2 new front teeth. Means 2 appointments, one of which will involve hours rather than minutes. uuuurgh. To say I'm not really looking forward to it is an understatement. The worst bit for me is that my dentist is a smoker and so has really bad breath!

 

[daniela]

The way they judge you if you have tongue/lip piercings

Oh, yes! Have had mine for seven years and despite the progs of my dentist it hadn't ruin my frontteeth.

 

[Hayee]

Oh, yes! Have had mine for seven years and despite the progs of my dentist it hadn't ruin my frontteeth.

i've had my tongue done for the same amount of time and my teeth are fine. I had my last check up about 2months after i had it done and he told me it'd wear my gums away from behind my front teeth...it hasn't!

 

[BlueTak]

Following on from another thread, I think this topic deserves its own.

The worst part of going the dentist?

For me, it's undoubtedly having to rinse your mouth while the fit assistant watches. So swill, and spit down the drain. It sounds so simple, I mean, its only rising your mouth out ffs, but the potential for failure is too great. The concentration to avoid dribbling is intense.

What for you is the worst part of the dentist?

Lol.

I have a mate who went to the dentist and i was meeting him after he finished, I'm waiting outside, he comes out with a massive wet patch on his trousers after a dribbling accident, wearing grey jeans didn't help him either.

 

[bigbadjeff]

Can't say I have had any problems with the dentist, probably because I am such a good customer. I remember several years ago there was a young female dentist who was a powerful singer (good set of lungs) who was measuring me for a crown ie taking an impression of my teeth and bending down in front of me while wearing a low cut top.
I remember thinking that if I was going to die suddenly I would want it to be now. Luckily I didn't but still have very happy memories and remember thinking about cold showers while she was working on me.

 

[gkpaul]

I hate getting the bill after they finish!

 

[gordonjblair]

if he wasn't over the water, I'd think me and Jeff shared a dentist, or dentits as she's known round here. She's blonde and has a lovely pair of jubblies that she rubs on the top of my head as she leans over to do whatever it is she does in my mouth.

I love the dentits, me