Denis Stracqualursi

Elong · August 4, 2016

Boss_Blue said:
If you had then I'd be hero worshiping you instead right now.

But you didn't so please kindly return to sucking your Maori boyfriend off.

Christ.

I bet you bought a Brett Angel shirt.

Boss_Blue · August 4, 2016

This is the Everton Forum isn't it?

Sake - bye lads.

Elong · August 4, 2016

Boss_Blue said:
I did.

I use it as a wanking sock while I watch videos of your throat being destroyed by a ten inch tattooed manshaft

Boss_Blue · August 4, 2016

Elong said:

Grass

*continues hurling insults in private

EFC David · August 4, 2016

-wizard- said:
he certainly did deserve that goal.

maybe we can lure him out of retiement. one last swan song

I thought he was at Forest now?

Tubey · August 4, 2016

Won't hear a bad word about him. If Lukaku had a tenth of his desire, he'd be the world's best striker.

carolinablue232 · August 5, 2016

Lol. He and Drenthe somehow still play for the same club in the UAE. Legends.

ilikecheese · August 5, 2016

Worked his tail off...was crap at football.

He would have run through a brick wall and he loved being a Blue.

Will always be loved.

Jacko93 · August 5, 2016

Take a look at @st_domingos's Tweet:

Take a look at @st_domingos's Tweet:

degsy · August 5, 2016

Chimpy Glassman said:
Greatest ever Everton hero?

gotta love that Straq...no sensible reasons why I should, except that a few more players then and now could do worse than copy his honesty and attitude.

AndyGray · August 5, 2016

Elong said:
Says more about the state of our club that our cult heroes are an untalented, unfit, buck toothed Argentinian and an injury prone alcoholic criminal who's now on the coaching staff.

I fit the majority of those criteria - it gives us hope, you see