Denis Stracqualursi

[Southern Yankee toffee]

When I read your posts I am taken back to the match, I hear the idiots who boo at half time, I hear the halfwits shouting Your [Poor language removed] Howard in a quiet moment, or the awful 'fans' who boo a substitution.

They think they it shows how much they love the club, they think, they pay their money so they can do what they want and they can, but I hate them, they shame Everton and wish to god the would [Poor language removed] off!

100000 x times this

 

[Chris78]

Apologies Bluestorm, the post was aimed at the guys making the really hrsh comments, your criticism was more measured.

aggh now I see I dint accidentally quote Blustorm as I thought..this hasnt gone well, Im off.

 

[chango]

Remember after Chelsea game some fella walking out behind me singing lady gaga tune....

I'm your biggest fan.
But you first touch is fkn lousy
Straqa,
Straquilarsi!!

Good times

 

[Ramiro Funes Mori]

"The Stracq" would be a nice stand name.

 

[Nashtbs]

I really have to question the people who didn't take absolute pleasure in watching Straq tormenting Kompany and Lescott until his legs completely went in that city game. What a performance.

 

[The Cowboy]

Sorry mate, I've upset a few with my comment!

I just don't buy in to the whole 'Oh but he tried ded hard' narrative. Nil Satis Nisi Optimum and all that. It's the same people who say get rid of Lukaku because he can be lazy, despite him scoring 20 goals a season.

The Straq epitomized NSNO. He gave it his best, every time.

 

[edge]

What a man, wish Rom had his attitude

 

[kenada_blue]

Nice reminder of the butbox that was Royston Drenthe too

 

[NEWSWEETTOFFEE]

Straqualursi is one of the reasons i started to be an Everton fan!

 

[Troubador]

"The Stracq" would be a nice stand name.

At the very least, name a bog after him. The Stracqalcarsy

 

[Boss_Blue]

Sake, I'm gone a few hours and the nobshines run riot.

absolute turd of a poster

Yes you are.

An appalling yard dog in which the Everton fans affection for epitomises why this club hasn't won anything in 20+ years.

GTF you pendulous scrotum.

You're on the list lid.

didnt make me smile mate.

Because you're a miserable glob of donkey spunk.

If you don't understand what made the Straq boss then there's no hope for any of you.

 

[Chimpy Glassman]

He was like a hungry beast locked up in a cage in the dressing room and the players and staff would poke him with a stick and dangle a football in his face. Then when the time was right, the cage was opened and he would go wild....and go wild he would!

We fed him baby ruths.

 

[Ash Cloud]

That year we had the best kits. The blue kit was sooooo sexy. Loved Count
Straqula, all heart and teeth. I swear between him, Fellaini and Naismith we could have had a team that would win every header.

You forgot Cahill lad! With those 4 we'd never lose a header again!

I personally loved the Straq, he may not have been the best footballer ability wise but he always gave 100% heart and body to the club and I will always love players like that!

If you don't like him stop haunting his thread and leave us to remember that header

 

[Paul w]

Sake, I'm gone a few hours and the nobshines run riot.


Yes you are.


GTF you pendulous scrotum.


You're on the list lid.


Because you're a miserable glob of donkey spunk.

If you don't understand what made the Straq boss then there's no hope for any of you.

Do f..k right off

 

[Elong]

Says more about the state of our club that our cult heroes are an untalented, unfit, buck toothed Argentinian and an injury prone alcoholic criminal who's now on the coaching staff.