2017/18 Davy Klaassen

[verreauxi]

I had this weird dream where Allardyce let him play for like 3 minutes recently.

I suspect it means that I hate my mother.

 

[carolinablue232]

it was pretty baffling how the mosh had such a hard on for him, confused me at the time and the general vibe I got from other evertonians was e was 'okay', but it was a chance to lure a bigger name in.

The reality is he and walsh were a disaster and Klassen was the biggest disaster of the lot, good to see an ajax fan come on and dispel the myths from lads with a four four two description and a half filled out loyalty card to an independent coffee shop

Mosh really seems like an in the moment flavor of the month kind of guy. Same as his interest in Silva I’m afraid.

 

[carolinablue232]

He looked knackered after 20 seconds on Saturday. Just not cut out for this league and was obvious from day 1.

Hopefully we can shift him back to Holland for a reasonable fee.

Unfortunately his wages are no doubt going to be a massive problem that will eat away at any potential fee we would get. Shocking business that I refuse to believe some palm greasing wasn’t involved in.

 

[Walken]

feel embarrassed for him, hideous footballer

 

[orly]

I got this one absolutely spot on, didn't I?

Holy crap

 

[Walken]

I got this one absolutely spot on, didn't I?

Holy crap

read the first 20 pages of this thread, the footballing Aristotle Klassen hasn't quite lived up to our intellectual fans billing

 

[ilikecheese]

When they were handing out athleticism Davy went missing.

 

[edge]

Thought he would have been decent, hold my hand up he is crap, no mobility, slow, no affect on a game can't tackle.

 

[orly]

read the first 20 pages of this thread, the footballing Aristotle Klassen hasn't quite lived up to our intellectual fans billing

Run it in parallel with the first 40 pages of the Snivelley thread. Almost exactly the same sentiments.

 

[Goat]

Thought he would have been decent, hold my hand up he is crap, no mobility, slow, no affect on a game can't tackle.

Same.

 

[kiss the crest]

This is exactly what is wrong with football, £25 million

 

[orly]

Complete and utter nonsense, even some of the stuff that didn't quite come off anyone with half a football brain could see what he was trying, he's clearly a very clever very quick thinking player, the shouts about his lack of physical attributes may prove correct to be fair, but anyone suggesting he was terrible when clearly him and the others aren't quite on the same wavelength need to go back fall in love with football, learn the ins and outs, realise that their was a time even in this part of the world when football was played by footballers not just weightlifting sprinters

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[Walken]

The unseen work was a pleasure to not watch today

 

[orly]

I know we laugh at ourselves and that but we're really not a complex fan base when you think about it. A little bit of application and a desire to run your sack off = we really like you. Klasso is that guy. I can see him being a big hit here, and also it looks like he's developing an understanding with Wayne too.

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[havrey0123]

my favourite player, got him on the back of my shirt this season

Christ