Darren78 Appreciation Thread

[nsno-chris]

To all the season ticket holders you need to make fortress goodison the loudest most boisterous ground in the United Kingdom so it's a hard place to come and we will defiantly improve the players will be thriving its a good way to improve our team all get together and make some noise start a trend off with drums and whistles anything that's loud cymbols that clash can be loud 25 blokes smashing cymbols will be loud 1000 whistler's I might start n sell whistles artside ground put the profit for a jolly boys outing

Hi Darren, do you know what a comma is?

 

[Darren78]

@Joey66 will give you a lifetime supply of salt for said kidney @Darren78

Hes unluki Im on my last legs

 

[Darren78]

Hi Darren, do you know what a comma is?

Yes my punctuation is not of the highest quality.

 

[Darren78]

What do you call an afghan virgin

Never bin laid on

 

[kev]

Hi Darren, do you know what a comma is?

 

[Brisan123]

Oh well you will have been abused then

I am afraid I was quite the wild child and a bit of a rebel in my youth ,surprising as that may seem to many
I knew enough to stay away from bad men

 

[Brisan123]

I like him, always got respect for someone who gets absolutely battered by a forum but never bites back and remains chill.

I think you can thank his doctor and the pharmaceutical companies for his relaxed attitude

 

[Brisan123]

I am are you a season ticket holder

The drugs must be wearing off darren,your spelling ,punctuation and sentence structure have vastly improved

 

[Brisan123]

To all the season ticket holders you need to make fortress goodison the loudest most boisterous ground in the United Kingdom so it's a hard place to come and we will defiantly improve the players will be thriving its a good way to improve our team all get together and make some noise start a trend off with drums and whistles anything that's loud cymbols that clash can be loud 25 blokes smashing cymbols will be loud 1000 whistler's I might start n sell whistles artside ground put the profit for a jolly boys outing

I spoke too soon lol

 

[Brisan123]

Hi Darren, do you know what a comma is?

Hint :It is different to a drug induced COMA

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

At the risk of promoting my own thread...

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/correcting-spelling-grammar-on-the-internet.109448/

Anyone having a laugh correcting spelling or grammar is not the type of cool person to be found in the kitchen at parties.

 

[Kris75]

God love you @Darren78! If only the team were as entertaining.

 

[Death]

Honesty and openness are noble qualities @Darren78 but not always the wisest choice on internet forums.

You don’t put a shark in a fishbowl.

You don’t put a speed restriction on aBugatti

 

[marnie]

This is the type of thread if you leave it for a few hours you fall 40 pages behind.

Darren this is your life!

I only lay on the sofa for 40 mins FFS lol

 

[Darren78]

Any body with some money who places a bet over 500 pounds tonight on Swindon and Notts forest double if it looses I will refund you if it wins i want 50 but must show placed bet on here