Danny Murphy the Commentator

[Big Fat Sam]

The knob head just called Henderson the captain.

 

[COYBL25]

Imagine him and Lawrenson commentating together lol

 

[composter]

The knob head just called Henderson the captain.

Didn't seem to mention the wayward, sideways or backward passing though, eh? Praised his athleticism though...... which means he runs about a lot.

 

[canuckblue]

It's because the BBC actually stands for the British Bulls--t Corporation, and he fits the bill perfectly.

 

[Toast]

Loved the fact he said he got the train to the game today.
Said he was with the Panama fans, and saw a few England fans.

So, you were hiding away Danny, praying no one saw you and started giving you grief.

Your knowledge, and it's basic knowledge of rules and other teams is lacking massively.
In fact, you know sod all about any player not involved in LFC it would appear.

 

[Minimeister]

switched back to the cricket, the difference in the standards of punditry and commentary is remarkable, some sports just do it better

Cricket tends to employ players who were captain of their country or if not, then the worlds greatest players. Football seems to think it's OK to employ people who never did anything notable in their careers, who then think they can advise the worlds best players or managers.

 

[summerisle]

Cricket tends to employ players who were captain of their country or if not, then the worlds greatest players. Football seems to think it's OK to employ people who never did anything notable in their careers, who then think they can advise the worlds best players or managers.

A bit like on here.

 

[Toast]

Cricket tends to employ players who were captain of their country or if not, then the worlds greatest players. Football seems to think it's OK to employ people who never did anything notable in their careers, who then think they can advise the worlds best players or managers.

If you get chance, catch the Atherton / Steve Waugh interview.
Two great players, chatting incredible cricket.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Horrendous homunculus impersonation

 

[LEONARD]

They spend half of the time, discussing their jollies in Russia, at the licence payers expense.

He also, has to mention that he once played for the RS.

I now turn off the volume when he is behind the mic.

 

[marsh]

Obsessed with Henderson today.

 

[Toast]

They spend half of the time, discussing their jollies in Russia, at the licence payers expense.

He also, has to mention that he once played for the RS.

I now turn off the volume when he is behind the mic.

They forget this fact, we pay for this service.
Through gritted teeth here personally.

Rio Ferdinand getting paid to go on holiday ffs.

And Lineker, you're ok like, but shave off the gash pube beard lad, some men just can't grow a good one, get over it.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I'm just watching England vs. Panama and listening to complete and utter drivel from Danny Murphy, and not for the first time.
Am I being hyper-critical of him just because of his connection with the rs or is he really that bad as a commentator?
I must add that he's equally as bad as a pundit in my opinion.
In my defence, I couldn't stand Alan Shearer as a player but he talks more sense than most other pundits for me.

It was like listening to that fella in the boozer who gets friendly after 3 pints, and starts chatting wham

 

[Toast]

It was like listening to that fella in the boozer who gets friendly after 3 pints, and starts chatting wham

And if anyone disagrees with him after a few, it gets dead tense.

 

[No Alla Violenza]

He’s a melt

Listening to him, you’d think he had hundreds of international caps and had won everything there was to win in the game