Danny Murphy Everton Analysis (03/03/17)

[Stephenlloyd]

No offence mate but it's incredibly bland analysis that is often wide of the mark and I feel I've gained nothing whatsoever by reading it.

Some Blog/journalists? On Twitter predicting our team next year, if Rooney signs. Had stek in goal and jags at CB.

Danny higingbottom on talksport. Predicting which prem team joe hart could go to next season. Mentioned us as he's better than stek. Who hasn't been in the team for 2 months.

Winds me up when these so called experts, talk about us. When they obviously don't even watch us play.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Winds me up when these so called experts, talk about us. When they obviously don't even watch us play.

That's exactly it. They don't sit and watch 90 mins of every side week in and week out but have to make it look like they have a superior insight to those that do.

Annoys me on MOTD when they analyse defences. They'll see a goal and tell you the defender was too tight and that's why the goal was scored. Then there'll be another goal, same scenario, but the defender stands off and the attacking team score. The pundit will then claim the defender should have been tight. Their analysis is based entirely on hindsight and hypothesis.

They should lock them in a room all day Saturday with no contact to the outside world and then on MOTD show several clips of that days games. Every time a situation is developing freeze the clip and ask the experts who should be where and doing what. Then play the clip and see how correct they were.

 

[royalblue66]

That's exactly it. They don't sit and watch 90 mins of every side week in and week out but have to make it look like they have a superior insight to those that do.

They are all at it. Frank Stapleton reckons Seamus would flourish at Man U.

 

[neil999]

He's like listening to your mates dad who used to be in a band and still thinks he's hip

 

[Bluebonic]

If you put together an illustrated dictionary, Danny Murphy's picture would be next to the definition of the word 'Blert'.

 

[EFCPaul]

The man's an arse.

 

[COYBL25]

He's just a bland media whore, who's trying to change tack from the normal beige bollox he spouts.

" Let's be all controversial and stick the boot into the RS and then give Everton some praise at the same time ".

Ooh that'll get the listeners going.

File under bad wool knob jockey.

 

[tommye]

 

[Hangleton]

He comes across as such a miserable git. He says we can't break the top four because we don't have the quality of the teams above us - but we shouldn't buy Rooney (who he calls a quality player) because he would take the place of a youngster.

 

[Bazlar]

We don"t care what the RS say

 

[Milk]

All they need to know is this:

We're boss and the RS will always be the RS

 

[captainvindaloo]

Apparently, if you have a degree from "The RS School Of BS", then you are guaranteed punditry status.

 

[SerenityNigh]

Tangential question: why do reporters for English papers/etc seem to prefer not using paragraphs? Or is this only an issue with football and sport articles?

 

[ianefc]

Danny Murphy is awful. Truly awful. He's been binned off of TalkSPORT in the main and is a divvy in general.

 

[ste d' indica]

Hmmm... he's an absolute 'kin arsepipe.