Mutzo Nutzo
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You don't strike me as a daily fail reader lad - more of a Dandy and Beano type
Right's well better than left you bad commies. Bet you all fap over your massive wall hanging of Mao before you go to sleep don't you?
You're meant to be left wing at your age before moving across the right wing later in life.
Being so right wing at your age means something has happened in your childhood to cause this. Like an uncle bumming you or something.
I used to be a little right wing but then I started caring about other people.
Your hero's Mao and Stalin would be dissapointed in you.
I'm fairly non-political these days to be honest.
The BNP just love narrow minded people with white belts so I hear.
Except your worship of Mao. You well sat there with your bucket of popcorn when it all went down on Tiannanamen square. Bad commie.
L-MAOExcept your worship of Mao. You well sat there with your bucket of popcorn when it all went down on Tiannanamen square. Bad commie.
Well I did like his big walk and their great wall and you've got to admire the way that Stalin's troops crushed Nazi Germany
I bet you said that sentence out loud in your best Russian accent as you wrote it didnt you? You love The Stalinator.
You know, I eat malteezers at the cinema, the Mrs goes for Popcorn.
It's because Maltesers are brown isn't it? You like the feeling of power you have over them, just like in South Africa. Oh you're such a warlord.