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[larbert toffee]

Day-Vek hath no fear of you mere mortals!
His hatred for Rangers, The Royal Family, Farhad Moshiri and Carlo Ancelotti will outlive us all.
When future archeologists dust off our bones and decipher humanities scrawlings from this period of history, they will believe that Nathan Patterson was the actual anti-christ because THAT IS WHAT DAY OF THE VEK HATH SPOKEN!

No Patterson?

 

[Swartzy]

Liking that tune

 

[Rita_Poon]

Someone is a sourpuss because last night buries the last result and the manager of that time when we won there last.

Tough titty mr phenomenal.

 

[DualityNSNO]

No Patterson?

No Patterson, or Moyes, is a miss.

Then again you can extend that list quite a lot - Baines, Big Dunc, small kittens, puppies, people having fun, Evertonians, etc.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Someone is a sourpuss because last night buries the last result and the manager of that time when we won there last.

Tough titty mr phenomenal.

He doesn't even get two titties, just the one, and it's tough.

Explains being so miserable, a bit. The Monotit of sadness.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

On these all-too-rare occasions where most of us wake up feeling absolutely boss about Everton, I honestly find great joy in seeing what wacky scheme the cheeky wee blighter has come up with to boil our collective piss.

The level of engagement he still gets is a testament to his methods.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Day-Vek, alleged Evertonian, when Everton win a game of football:

 

[ElGato]

Is he a Kopite that is deep undercover?

Also, how many multis does he have? Seems to be a few accounts with remarkably similar grammatical and syntax styles that quickly swoop in to back up his reactionary opinions.

Is there an analysis that can be done by the mods on IP addresses?

 

[Rita_Poon]

Is he a Kopite that is deep undercover?

Also, how many multis does he have? Seems to be a few accounts with remarkably similar grammatical and syntax styles that quickly swoop in to back up his reactionary opinions.

Is there an analysis that can be done by the mods on IP addresses?

Thinking way to hard, its easier to laugh and joke. More fun as well.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Is he a Kopite that is deep undercover?

Also, how many multis does he have? Seems to be a few accounts with remarkably similar grammatical and syntax styles that quickly swoop in to back up his reactionary opinions.

Is there an analysis that can be done by the mods on IP addresses?

Honestly I'd prefer they don't - if it uncovers several multis just so he can talk in threads to himself as his opinions are mostly garbage, on a football forum, it'll just make it that much sadder, not funnier.

 

[ElGato]

Thinking way to hard, its easier to laugh and joke. More fun as well.

Tongue in cheek, of course

Although...

 

[Pootsy]

Manifests his own grievances. A beautiful parody.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

I'm confused

I laugh at Dave as much as anyone on here - but he's literally been posting positively since the game? (not about Moyes, obvs, but that's a given..)

 

[Swartzy]

Probably on my own here.

Certain topics, mainly off the team/field topics, he goes far too far and makes it uncomfortable for other posters to even get to speak.

When its actual football chat, I find him amusing and this place would lose a massive part of it if he disapeared..

 

[Rita_Poon]

I'm confused

I laugh at Dave as much as anyone on here - but he's literally been posting positively since the game? (not about Moyes, obvs, but that's a given..)

Have a nosey in the Gana thread.