Cutting Your Own Hair.

[Vim Fuego]

That is not unlike young Chico on a pastie binge, the boy can swallow

Phanar phanar

 

[Jamo Martinez]

C'mon without, c'mon within.
You'll not see nothin' like the mighty Vim.

I let my mrs do mine right at the beginning of the relationship. you know, 'I trust you completely baby'. [Poor language removed] me, never again. looked like 'hell raiser'.
To be fair that was really stupid of me coz it was with scissors. You can't do as much damage with the old lectric clippers. I think, a good tip is, when you think you need to take just a little bit more off, stop.

 

[monty]

I've been inspired by the heroics of young Vim, number three for me in the morning

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i have a no. 2 every morning without fail:toilet:

 

[monty]

i have a no. 2 every morning without fail:toilet:

I used to but the old bowels don't budge until about 11, thenwatch out!

 

[Vim Fuego]

I've been inspired by the heroics of young Vim, number three for me in the morning

Nice one Monty old bean.

My head now resemble my love blobs

 

[monty]

Nice one Monty old bean.

My head now resemble my love blobs

My God you've sprouted two nipples on your cranium overnight, reconsiders hair cut:blink::blink::blink::blink:

 

[Vim Fuego]

Get it cut, you know it makes sense, i'm considering going right down to bare skin, save me a fortune on shampoo too

 

[monty]

Get it cut, you know it makes sense, i'm considering going right down to bare skin, save me a fortune on shampoo too

Yes but in view of over night developments you must look a right TIT

 

[Vim Fuego]

That's where you're wrong, because I look FANTASTIC!

 

[monty]

That's where you're wrong, because I look FANTASTIC!

If, as you say, your head now resembles ladies boobies don't take your hat off at the match, you read it here first

 

[Vim Fuego]

This haircut could turn out to be counter productive in terms of finances because you mentioned a hat ! :blink:

 

[monty]

This haircut could turn out to be counter productive in terms of finances because you mentioned a hat ! :blink:

I told you you'll look a TIT at least you'll be a blue one

 

[Vim Fuego]

Get it right sir, i look like a testicle.

 

[monty]

Get it right sir, i look like a testicle.

oh [Poor language removed] balls