Off of trees you lunatic!
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It's just that they looked like they were riding a giant spaghetti strainer.
For fun, instead of working. And doing blackface. Back then you could buy a house on the lake for 3 months' salary and mum could stay at home and raise any kids as long as they didn't die from the whooping malaria. Now they would all be glued to the latest iPhone being outraged before eating an overpriced avocado base lunch from some hipster cafe.
I've lost track of who I am trying to offend now so I will stop.
Cant buy an iphone for three months salary now, and the box it's in isn't big enough to live in either. Alton towers would have been definitely different if it was shuttling round Welsh collieries (could bring 'the black hole' ride back).
Hang on a second, there's a double space in there, you going all chrismpw on us?
I also reminisce about the days of TB, and dinner on the table at 5:05pm sharp. We need a 'ministry of offence', a clear guideline about how outraged we ought to be, alongside a daily video and communal angry areas. Help clear the air and keep everyone onside.
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I'm blaming autocorrect. Even though I typed it on a laptop whilst moaning about the women on the radio.
Lets fund the hill I says...
Yeah we all know that's not actually why they hate it.
Kanye has a wide variety of interesting merch for sale at his website.
Anyone who wears that needs a cock punch.
Is this a coded Marxist reference from Grimes?
"Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!"
Yarrgh
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Arguably the best episode of the Simpsons.
And by best, I mean possibly my favourite episode.
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