Current Affairs Culture wars & The rise of grifting

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Which one are you?
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Thirsty Dad acton.

He's the first poster, nea.

 

[Prevenger17]

Which one are you?
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This is genuinely astonishing

 

[JimmyJeffers]

This is genuinely astonishing


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It’s an Internet swamp. Infested with prowling, thirsty wet wipe dads. I have to wear PPE before entering.

The ‘all the best to ya’ beasts are some of the most dangerous.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

It’s an Internet swamp. Infested with prowling, thirsty wet wipe dads. I have to wear PPE before entering.

The ‘all the best to ya’ beasts are some of the most dangerous.

One of my mates has started sharing her Tweets on Facebook. He's a fairly recent father too.

He may or may not be hungering. In her own way I do wonder how many marriages Tanskiiiiiii has/will ruin by tempted Dads into her online strip tease. The bad harpy.

 

[Yarrgh]

'Women with a sense of humour are rare these days'. Said as a compliment

Every woman's guilty fantasy.

50 shades of gammon.

 

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

This is genuinely astonishing


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What if it's a gifter grifting a grifter? Griftception even?

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Genuinely don't know what's wrong with some of you - it is important to get laid, too much politics is bad for you.

Stay angry and hilarious guys, see ya! x

 

[Prevenger17]

It’s an Internet swamp. Infested with prowling, thirsty wet wipe dads. I have to wear PPE before entering.

The ‘all the best to ya’ beasts are some of the most dangerous

"Funny AND smart!" and "We need more people like you" light up like the 4th of July on my centrist dad radar.

 

[Prevenger17]

This is genuinely astonishing


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I still can't get over this. His name is MatMcleanmusic and he says he's a musician that's obsessed with music. I wonder, deep down, what he is hoping will happen here

 

[Rita_Poon]

I still can't get over this. His name is MatMcleanmusic and he says he's a musician that's obsessed with music. I wonder, deep down, what he is hoping will happen here

She commissions him to write her an original jingle?

 

[Prevenger17]

She commissions him to write her an original jingle?

They talk about it over coffee and Tanskii remarks that MatMcLeanmusic, the music-obsessed musician is not like all the other centrist dads in her DMs. He's thoughtful and intelligent

 

[Rita_Poon]

They talk about it over coffee and Tanskii remarks that MatMcLeanmusic, the music-obsessed musician is not like all the other centrist dads in her DMs. He's thoughtful and intelligent

"Sensitive and caring..."

These parodies write themselves don't they.

 

[Prevenger17]

"Sensitive and caring..."

These parodies write themselves don't they.

Supertanskii: the movie

Scene 1:
Music is a sort of uptempo but vaguely melancholy ukulele ditty. One of those ones where the singer is a pillow-voiced waif who pronounces words like she doesn't want to let a straw drop out of her mouth

Supertanskii is cycling down a London street with a bag of very basic looking groceries and supplies. On her journey, she cycles past all the consequences of 14 years of Tory rule, a homeless man begging for bread, a knife fight, a fat red-faced pub owner refusing to serve an Asian woman, a crumbling hospital, a single mother making an Onlyfans video to make ends meet. Tan's expression is one of both anger and resigned sadness. She stops to give her baguette to the homeless man and they have a short conversation we can't quite hear over the music, but we can see she is treating him warmly and like a human.

She pulls up to a quaint, alternative cafe that has a blackboard outside it with some sort of quirky, relevant quote on it. She trips on the kerb, very quirkily and relatably, and mutters "wankpuffins" and goes inside



That's all I have so far, do you think she'll like it?

 

[Yarrgh]

Supertanskii: the movie

Scene 1:
Music is a sort of uptempo but vaguely melancholy ukulele ditty. One of those ones where the singer is a pillow-voiced waif who pronounces words like she doesn't want to let a straw drop out of her mouth

Supertanskii is cycling down a London street with a bag of very basic looking groceries and supplies. On her journey, she cycles past all the consequences of 14 years of Tory rule, a homeless man begging for bread, a knife fight, a fat red-faced pub owner refusing to serve an Asian woman, a crumbling hospital, a single mother making an Onlyfans video to make ends meet. Tan's expression is one of both anger and resigned sadness. She stops to give her baguette to the homeless man and they have a short conversation we can't quite hear over the music, but we can see she is treating him warmly and like a human.

She pulls up to a quaint, alternative cafe that has a blackboard outside it with some sort of quirky, relevant quote on it. She trips on the kerb, very quirkily and relatably, and mutters "wankpuffins" and goes inside



That's all I have so far, do you think she'll like it?

Are you Richard Curtis in real life?

Because this will be a smash hit.

 

[Rita_Poon]

"wankmuffins" a new interpretation of hot cross buns. On the cafe sign.

Oh no... then the thought arrived...



lol