Mr. White
Player Valuation: £8m
Not arsed about his beard; he is nicely groomed and presentable.
Of greater concern is the political sticker on his right arm. Benefit of the doubt though... I hope it's either fake, or has been placed there without his knowledge. Both plausible. My gut instinct... I highly doubt he has put that sticker there. Sadly, this picture will probably be shared as though he has.