2017/18 Cuco Martina

[the golden visionary]

When you say try, do you mean he at least attempts to put one foot in front of the other? Tactically he switches off more than a bloody light switch

Judging by his reaction times I'm pretty sure he's stoned most of the time

 

[tim cahill]

Fair play to Martina!

2 assists in the last 2 games.
Looking decent defensively.
Out of position for months.
Free transfer.

Our best signing of the summer?!

 

[mightymoyes]

hes been practicing with his left foot!

 

[Yankfootball1]

Fair play to Martina!

2 assists in the last 2 games.
Looking decent defensively.
Out of position for months.
Free transfer.

Our best signing of the summer?!

He’s not great but, free transfer, lower wage, out of position, and played better than Kenny but gotten 10x’s the abuse

 

[nsno-chris]

Has 1 less assist than Deadball Gylfi

Lol

 

[COYBL25]

Fair play to Martina!

2 assists in the last 2 games.
Looking decent defensively.
Out of position for months.
Free transfer.

Our best signing of the summer?!

Ban.

 

[Charlie Sweet]

oh dear

 

[Tin-Tin]

Had a good game, looked steady and got another assist.

 

[Tennessee Blue Mike]

Fair do's. He makes the most of his skill set.

 

[Carlito]

Everton's highest-rated player this season, according to WhoScored.com.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Everton's highest-rated player this season, according to WhoScored.com.

Everton's least rated player this season judging buy grandoldteam.com.

 

[Encoder]

He's very much bad but appreciate the work he puts in in a position where he's awful. And a few assists too. Well in Cuco.

 

[FTY]

Dirty little clip on his left wand there, play him in the hole

 

[Milkman]

Yeh but hes not a fotballer tho lads eh boooo coco u fraud worse player to ever where the shirt nsno rip my great club

 

[marsh]

King Martina. Superb again