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SpongeBob brown shoes
Player Valuation: £40m
Deulofeumygod
Player Valuation: £40m
Will never forget his first half performance against spurs at Wembley
A very limited player, the people responsible for signing him to play for a premier league club should never work in football again.
Niasse can make himself scarce as well, donkey.
Niasse can make himself scarce as well, donkey.
Toffee in Jandals
Player Valuation: £35m
Davy Klaassen, a 32 year-old Wayne Rooney, Michael Keane, Jordan Pickford, Sandro Ramirez, and Cuco Martina. Plus Schneiderlin six months' earlier and Sigurdsson a month later. Pickford the only player whose transfer value has arguably been sustained.
2017 really was the year when Everton treated money as fun coupons.
2017 really was the year when Everton treated money as fun coupons.
Him 'playing' left back was a crime against football.
I mean he was crap as a right back too, but at least he could swing in the odd decent cross.
I mean he was crap as a right back too, but at least he could swing in the odd decent cross.
You can't blame him for that though.
I was defending him for the LB debacle. Mayo chips fatface is to blame.
Timhowardsswearbox
Player Valuation: £6m
A legendary player that will be sorely missed by the club.
Big Sams Undies
Player Valuation: £20m
Imagine signing this muppet after you've already had 1st hand experience managing the bloke.
Not even got the excuse that he looked good on scouting videos.
Nice one Ronald lad.
Not even got the excuse that he looked good on scouting videos.
Nice one Ronald lad.
Have we been linked?
Always felt a little sorry for him if I'm honest. Was brought in as cover, with limited ability, as a right-back and ended up having to replace one of the best left-backs in the Premier League. Glad he's moved on though. Good luck to him wherever he ends up.
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