Cuco Martina

[MikeH72]

I created this thread just to say YEERRRRRSSSSSSSS GET OUT OF OUR CLUB BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[KaiserEFC]

Progression of the transfer:

“Why are we signing him”
“Why have we signed him”
“Why did we sign him”

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

 

[Deulofeumygod]

Will never forget his first half performance against spurs at Wembley

 

[roy vernon]

A very limited player, the people responsible for signing him to play for a premier league club should never work in football again.

Niasse can make himself scarce as well, donkey.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

Davy Klaassen, a 32 year-old Wayne Rooney, Michael Keane, Jordan Pickford, Sandro Ramirez, and Cuco Martina. Plus Schneiderlin six months' earlier and Sigurdsson a month later. Pickford the only player whose transfer value has arguably been sustained.

2017 really was the year when Everton treated money as fun coupons.

 

[ilikecheese]

Him 'playing' left back was a crime against football.

I mean he was crap as a right back too, but at least he could swing in the odd decent cross.

 

[blue1948]

Him 'playing' left back was a crime against football.

I mean he was crap as a right back too, but at least he could swing in the odd decent cross.

You can't blame him for that though.

 

[ilikecheese]

You can't blame him for that though.

I was defending him for the LB debacle. Mayo chips fatface is to blame.

 

[Lelouch]

Fair play.

 

[Timhowardsswearbox]

A legendary player that will be sorely missed by the club.

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Imagine signing this muppet after you've already had 1st hand experience managing the bloke.

Not even got the excuse that he looked good on scouting videos.

Nice one Ronald lad.

 

[wellillwill]

Have we been linked?

 

[Cels]

Always felt a little sorry for him if I'm honest. Was brought in as cover, with limited ability, as a right-back and ended up having to replace one of the best left-backs in the Premier League. Glad he's moved on though. Good luck to him wherever he ends up.

 

[Moomin]