Crystal Palace v Liverpool May 5 20.00hrs. Match Preview

[Librarian]

If Palace score the world is going to LOL.

Twitter will crash. Cats and dogs living together. Mass hysteria.

And Martin Tyler's rectum will prolapse in disappointment

 

[hullefc]

Has Smith just said the pitch was better than the one LFC had against Chelsea?

 

[Titus Bramble]

Has Smith just said the pitch was better than the one LFC had against Chelsea?

Think he meant when palace played Chelsea.

 

[MJ1]

Clattenberg knows the score, he's reffed them enough times

 

[Bluerover]

Bet you he doesn't sing the Fields of Anfield Road down the Shankill.
hullefc, 4 minutes ago

He has a choice with the same tune!!

Fields of Ballynafeigh (Ulster Loyalists) or A Father's Advice (Rangers fans) lol

 

[quasi modo]

Bolasie had a great game against us, why does he look like he's made from spaghetti tonight.

I know it's not going to happen but I'd love Palace to turn it around, just to hear Tyler's reaction.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Not another dive surely?...

 

[quasi modo]

Blantant dive,

 

[hullefc]

Oh dear Liverpool fan Scott Dann tries to bring down Suarez.

 

[MJ1]

Palace fans are great in making a lot of noise but it becomes less effective as the game goes on, you kind of forget about it, whereas if it was sparingly it gets the team going more I think. Glad we don't sing for the full 90.

 

[nsno-chris]

martin tyler you should be ashamed of yourself you massive blurt

 

[deipnosophist]

Suarez really is a dislikeable man

 

[Deleted member 28206]

£25 on a Liverpool pen is currently 8/1 at paddy power

 

[Titus Bramble]

What. A. Save.

 

[MJ1]

Fantastic save!!!