Crystal Palace v Liverpool May 5 20.00hrs. Match Preview

[ijjysmith]

It's because of you that Palace didn't win mate.

Shame on you.

Fuming with myself here.

 

[Tubey]

I turned it off at 2-0, saw on Twitter the third happened, then went into my well practiced "Ignore Liverpool" routine and watched UFC vids.

Then my brother phoned me as said "seen what's happened?" "no" "watching the Liverpool game?" "well... I was like, just hope it's stays like that and they don't get about 10" "so, you turned it off?" "yeah" "put it back on mate."

Turned it back on, 89 minutes gone, 3-3.

Then that chance fell to Moses and I was about to plant the remote control through the telly if that went in.

Told my brother, in that situation, don't phone me until the whistle has blown as I am a bad, bad jinx ffs

 

[FTY]

I think the fact quite a lot us switched off when Liverpool were winning or didn't watch it all had something to do with the result

I'm massively superstitous like that though

Seriously, to the point it's almost crippling sometimes

Me too mate.

If I'm sat in a certain position, (at home or the game), when we score then I have to stay in that position, otherwise it's my fault if they score.

 

[Donald Twain]

One of the most cringeworthy things about modern day football supporting is the empowerment of mouthy buggers like this guy to spout a load of bollox on YouTube.

I have seen an Arsenal guy and a United one do the same thing.

You just know boys like that sit throughout the match composing their rant and let's be honest, a defeat suits them better because they can show their "Pashtun" better.

I mean, a proper fan of any club would have been way too devastated after a defeat like that to be poncing around yelling into a mike outside a pub.

I just hope there is no Everton equivalent of this berk and if there is, I would stick the mike up his hole if he came near me after a night like that

LOL this made me chuckle

 

[ijjysmith]

Let's just say we lost to Villareal not because of Collina but because my housemate at the time came in and turned the lights on.

I've never ever let him forget this.

 

[FTY]

@Coach wtf why you liking everything? lol

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Let's just say we lost to Villareal not because of Collina but because my housemate at the time came in and turned the lights on.

I've never ever let him forget this.

We lost the last Derby because I played Liverpool on semi-pro on FIFA, just so I could get a satisfying easy win over them

FAHCT

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I watched it all mate. Would they have lost if i'd stopped?

Gah!

Damn you Ijjy!

 

[Tubey]

Hahahaha

 

[roydo]

@Coach wtf why you liking everything? lol

Haha! Just noticed that!!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

@Coach wtf why you liking everything? lol

SSSSSSSHHHHHHHH

Getting loads of points here lar!

 

[Bungle]

@Coach wtf why you liking everything? lol

He's happy, leave him alone mate. It's an ideal opportunity for someone to post about 4,000 random posts for @Coach to like, thus dethroning @chicoazul until he does his next gash match preview.

 

[bluestevon]

Let's just say we lost to Villareal not because of Collina but because my housemate at the time came in and turned the lights on.

I've never ever let him forget this.

Im riddled with superstitions mate, used to be my ma being in the house if we were playing, so she ended up having to go shopping every match day, now its the dog has to wear one of my old everton tops as she did for the united away game onwards and forgot for sunderland... So yeah im superstitious a little

 

[ijjysmith]

 

[FTY]

We lost the last Derby because I played Liverpool on semi-pro on FIFA, just so I could get a satisfying easy win over them

FAHCT

I always play my brother on Fifa Everton vs Liverpool before the derby, and whoever wins that, loses the derby. I always go Everton...he's 9 ffs what am I doing.