Cristiano Ronaldo

[MichiganToffee-NSNO]

He has a secret dream of winning Europa league title. That's why he comes to us!

He has won the Champions League two times in a row now, he needs more of a challenge and that is what Europa League will do for him! Welcome CR7!

 

[ianefc]

Will he play from the left or through the middle?

 

[TheFinnFan]

Signing new contract very soon

 

[blue61]

The return of the two Ronnies, amazing.

 

[mezzrow]

That's hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

 

[tadpole]

When he finds out that Hibbo doesn't play for us any more ...

 

[Moomin]

That's hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

He's preparing for our sexy football next season.

 

[IllinoisBlue]

He wants to play with Rooney again

 

[captainvindaloo]

The moment he saw our new shirts and it was like, "Everton is the only team for me! Where do I sign?"

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Just looked up this 'Ronaldo' lad on Fifa and I can confirm he seems a really decent player

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

 

[evertony]

never been about money for Ronaldo....it's about cleaning up on the trophies. It's quite clear and I'm surprised you've all overlooked it. He wants the 7th Place Trophy to finalise his collection.

Definitely ON.

 

[Furey1878]

32 years old?!?!?!

Swerve

*wanks whilst inhaling petrol fumes

 

[Furey1878]

Lads this is the Moshiri era and you have to start thinking big. Show some AMBISHUN lads. We're the new nineties Newcastle.

*commits suicide

 

[McMagic]

I do not expect us to buy anyone nearing World Class, as our Board and manager have proved that they cannot handle real
class players. I think that Messi, Ronaldos, & Bale must have had 'Teething problems' but their diplomatic corps do not do
their dirty washing in public, unless they need to.