Crap Sporting nicknames

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Villareal
The yellow submarine

 

[gonetomorrow]

John Thomas "Jocky" Wilson.

 

[dandydan]

Anything like 'Milly' for Milner, or 'Lamps' for Lampard, or 'Keano' for Keane, etc....

To be fair, Big Dunc is pretty awful too.

Big Dunc is 6'4, unless your a maori thats pretty big.

 

[OldDominionBlue]

Sounds like a Sherlock Holmes story.

A crap one though.

 

[marsh]

Gaz Baz is awful

 

[TheFinnFan]

Ketwig Kaiser

I don't get it he's not German?

Think thats great nick actually

 

[AdamEFC]

Think thats great nick actually

Why though? It would make sense if he was German and had a Ket Wig but he isn't and doesn't.

 

[Papa Shango]

Why though? It would make sense if he was German and had a Ket Wig but he isn't and doesn't.

Yeah its a lazy nickname.

He looks like a muskateer more than anything.

 

[KennyEdin1]

CR7

 

[Brendan Janus]

Man City - The Citizens !!

 

[Blue Cheese]

Eddie the lead balloon Edwards AKA The Eagle

 

[Seathestars]

Robbie Fowler, God, absolute mutants.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Robbie Fowler, God, absolute mutants.

It's amazing the dizzying heights that lot elevate their star players to. Then when they leave it's all "JUUUDDDAAAAAAS PISS CRAP JUDAS [Poor language removed]".

 

[Baines' left foot]

Matthew 'Penno' Pennington.

 

[jackyboy]

Dustbin