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Coyney was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical examination.
The doctor gave nim a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day Coyney reappeared at the surgery and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and he explained, "Well, doc, it's like
this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing. ...Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,
first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
"We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked, "You asked your neighbour ?"
Coyney replied, "Yep, None of us could get the top off the jar."
The doctor gave nim a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day Coyney reappeared at the surgery and gave
him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and he explained, "Well, doc, it's like
this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
left hand, but still nothing. ...Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,
first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
"We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked, "You asked your neighbour ?"
Coyney replied, "Yep, None of us could get the top off the jar."
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