Court Injunctions and Gagging Orders.

[Dushku]

Now that that angry lad from Croxteth has once again been exposed as some sort of serial hooker employer. I just need to clarify some 'ale house' mutterings that have been doing the rounds for some time.

The one and only story I'm genuinely interested in revolves around a certain sorting celebrity who dons a Captains armband for both Club and Country and is the sporting hero of Scouse Comedian, John Bishop, for anonymity sakes, let's refer to him simply as "S.G".

The story as told to me, involves our hero being thrown out of his homestead in a very affluent and leafy coastal suburb of Liverpool and into a Hotel,due to him impregnating a 16 year old Liverpudlian girl.

I once saw a fly-on-the wall documentary on S.G and also saw him star in his very own CCTV short movie . This follows hot on the footsteps of some shenanigans involving some sordid underworld characters and a certain blonde ex-soap star with a voice that could strip paint.

Allegedly.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Now that that angry lad from Croxteth has once again been exposed as some sort of serial hooker employer. I just need to clarify some 'ale house' mutterings that have been doing the rounds for some time.

The one and only story I'm genuinely interested in revolves around a certain sorting celebrity who dons a Captains armband for both Club and Country and is the sporting hero of Scouse Comedian, John Bishop, for anonymity sakes, let's refer to him simply as "S.G".

The story as told to me, involves our hero being thrown out of his homestead in a very affluent and leafy coastal suburb of Liverpool and into a Hotel,due to him impregnating a 16 year old Liverpudlian girl.

I once saw a fly-on-the wall documentary on S.G and also saw him star in his very own CCTV short movie . This follows hot on the footsteps of some shenanigans involving some sordid underworld characters and a certain blonde ex-soap star with a voice that could strip paint.

Allegedly.

Mate , there are about 3 threads ; World Footy ??? on the above insinuation .

Ive heard about 5 versions of same , meself . Dunno , but Smoke / Fire DOES spring to mind .

As for injunctions , when this statuate was written it was NOT intended for too-much fukn money footballers lookin' to salvage what remains of their rep' .

Dunno who you meant with the voice though . I don't DO soaps .

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Let it go

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Mate , there are about 3 threads ; World Footy ??? on the above insinuation .

Ive heard about 5 versions of same , meself . Dunno , but Smoke / Fire DOES spring to mind .

As for injunctions , when this statuate was written it was NOT intended for too-much fukn money footballers lookin' to salvage what remains of their rep' .

Dunno who you meant with the voice though . I don't DO soaps .

I think he's referring to her of the massive mammories, that used to go out with the character of his tale 's.g.', you know which one, the scouse one with the accent like caustic soda.

I deffo would like, without a 2nd thought.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

'sunbed salesmens ex' still makes me laugh that one.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

This would be the lady in question, thanks for putting that on my profile page goat, I shall study the quality of that image later tonight, it has a good hue although I think it could end up with some saturation.

 

[little curly alan ball]

I think he's referring to her of the massive mammories, that used to go out with the character of his tale 's.g.', you know which one, the scouse one with the accent like caustic soda.

I deffo would like, without a 2nd thought.

No , kid . I REALLY don't - even now .

Guesses Ellison ??? if so , i would TOO , but supposed to be hard work . Gangstad up , an' that .

Little Ms. ATTITUDE , so they reckon . IF its her , like .

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

No , kid . I REALLY don't - even now .

Guesses Ellison ??? if so , i would TOO , but supposed to be hard work . Gangstad up , an' that .

Little Ms. ATTITUDE , so they reckon . IF its her , like .

Tbh, she falls in the category of 'this one's purely for me, if she starts with all the ccccccccccchhhhhhhhhh, and radio skip then that's where the gagging order comes in, via a set of town halls on the chin.

 

[heatmeiser]

She looks horrific in that photo.

Still would obv. But she looks like a 50 year old prostitute.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

She looks horrific in that photo.

Still would obv. But she looks like a 50 year old prostitute.

Be too young for Rooney then

 

[gibbergibb]

My missus employed a gagging order on me last night. I was not impressed

 

[Ezekiel]

do you reckon joe cole has a gagging order too?

 

[Piijt]

I reckon Cole is one of the 3 with the gagging order in place. Daily Mail has been following him and his missus for weeks.

Plenty of rumours about Rio being next to be exposed.

 

[little curly alan ball]

I reckon Cole is one of the 3 with the gagging order in place. Daily Mail has been following him and his missus for weeks.

Plenty of rumours about Rio being next to be exposed.

They should just negotiate a squad rate , ffs !!!

Bab' , NOW do you see why I can't have the England team ???