Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
Jesus... When you could have done this on zoom, read a prepared statement, taken no questions and left it there why would you take this on you absolute maniac?
Eye tests would sure be more exciting/terrifying if they introduced a drive to a recognisable landmark as part of it wouldn't it?
The phone rings.The PM didnt need to know where I, his chief advisor, was going to be for the next fortnight lol lol lol lol
This was a bad idea.
This was a bad idea.
This was a bad idea.
This was a bad idea.
He can't sack him now... according not Cummings this is 'word for wird' what he told the PM yesterday.I counted at least six massive discrepancies in his statement on first listen, each of which will be pored over and slammed back in Johnson's face over the next day or so.
If he's not sacked within 24 hours, then... wow.
The only thing that lacked was being barefoot and eating toblerone
Join the Everton conversation today.
Fewer ads, full access, completely free.