Conspiracy theories

[Gladystweet]

The same with religion and yet that actually controls most of the planet with a small minority at the top controlling that... shucks...

Don’t go there mate....

 

[magicjuan]

Don’t go there mate....

Where?

 

[Gladystweet]

Where?

You know......there.

 

[magicjuan]

You know......there.

Shall I go over here instead?

 

[Gladystweet]

Shall I go over here instead?

Yeah, just stay away from there mate.

 

[magicjuan]

Yeah, just stay away from there mate.

Why? What's over there? I'm curious now, I might just go and have a look.

 

[Gladystweet]

Why? What's over there? I'm curious now, I might just go and have a look.

Ok, go for it. Don't say I didn't warn you...

 

[magicjuan]

I'm here and I can't see anything. Hang on, there's a sign over there, I'm walking towards it, the grass is quite long, and wet. It's starting to get dark a bit. Still walking. And still. There's a strange smell, closer now. The smell is getting stronger now, smells a lot like hot feet, and licorice, I can smell licorice. Still walking, ground is heavier now, I can see the outline of a hut at the end of the path, it looks quite derelict, dark, spooky. Just a bit further, I can see the sign now, it's covered in crap, just there, giving it a wipe, it says, welcome, something, it's a bit worn, welcome to, hig chunk of crap just fell off, clear now, it says "Welcome to Bungle's".......

 

[Elvis the pelvis]

It’s probably for best I don’t listen to people like you then...hey?

Like I said read what I actually said first

 

[timcanjump1878]

Karius was paid off .....

 

[summerisle]

 

[verreauxi]

Perhaps the strangest thing I read today was that Andrew Wakefield (purveyor of dangerous psuedo-science/anti-vax idiot) is now dating Elle Macpherson.

https://www.theguardian.com/society...s-embraced-by-trumps-america?CMP=share_btn_tw

 

[deipnosophist]

I'm here and I can't see anything. Hang on, there's a sign over there, I'm walking towards it, the grass is quite long, and wet. It's starting to get dark a bit. Still walking. And still. There's a strange smell, closer now. The smell is getting stronger now, smells a lot like hot feet, and licorice, I can smell licorice. Still walking, ground is heavier now, I can see the outline of a hut at the end of the path, it looks quite derelict, dark, spooky. Just a bit further, I can see the sign now, it's covered in crap, just there, giving it a wipe, it says, welcome, something, it's a bit worn, welcome to, hig chunk of crap just fell off, clear now, it says "Welcome to Bungle's".......

....Run!!

 

[tonyhorne]

I'd be more concerned about exactly what that crap is that is now all over your hands...

 

[TippEverton]

I'm here and I can't see anything. Hang on, there's a sign over there, I'm walking towards it, the grass is quite long, and wet. It's starting to get dark a bit. Still walking. And still. There's a strange smell, closer now. The smell is getting stronger now, smells a lot like hot feet, and licorice, I can smell licorice. Still walking, ground is heavier now, I can see the outline of a hut at the end of the path, it looks quite derelict, dark, spooky. Just a bit further, I can see the sign now, it's covered in crap, just there, giving it a wipe, it says, welcome, something, it's a bit worn, welcome to, hig chunk of crap just fell off, clear now, it says "Welcome to Bungle's".......

Well, you were given fair warning.