Common wisdom/theories

DualityNSNO · April 17, 2016

larbert toffee said:
I have a theory that all threads here descend into anti Martinez propaganda eventually.

MARTINEZ OUT

larbert toffee · April 17, 2016

DualityNSNO said:
MARTINEZ OUT

Didn't say I disagreed with it.

degsy · April 18, 2016

If you cross the rode with a pram you're invulnerable and cannot die...ever...so long as you lead with the pram and don't look

Titus Bramble · April 18, 2016

Groucho said:
If it's for Mike in number 9 yeah, give it to me.

Hopefully I'll break whatever it is on the git.

Sorry I don't like Mike from number 9.

My name is Mike and I live in number 9. Getting worried here...

Eggs · April 18, 2016

....what's yours is hers and what's hers is hers.

Ashtonian · April 18, 2016

If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

A watched bath never empties when you are in a rush to have a shower for work.

COYBL25 · April 18, 2016

Fish and Chips tastes better when eaten outdoors

The Cowboy · April 18, 2016

Ashtonian said:
If it's not one thing, it's your mother.

A watched bath never empties when you are in a rush to have a shower for work.

Eh? Just get in there you silly sod, your feet won't dissolve.

Ashtonian · April 18, 2016

The Cowboy said:
Eh? Just get in there you silly sod, your feet won't dissolve.

bloody freezing though. the shower is in the bath and the other half never empties it the night before when bathing the kids and i ALWAYS forget that the bath has water in so i tend to run about that house before staring at a emptying bath for a lot longer than i should.

side note- cold tap is now broken in there so my showers are like puring a kettle over you lol

The Cowboy · April 18, 2016

Ashtonian said:
bloody freezing though. the shower is in the bath and the other half never empties it the night before when bathing the kids and i ALWAYS forget that the bath has water in so i tend to run about that house before staring at a emptying bath for a lot longer than i should.

side note- cold tap is now broken in there so my showers are like puring a kettle over you lol

Joking aside, dunno how old your kids are but you should always empty the bath, very easy for curious kids eager to grab a bath toy and fall in. Drowning risk aside, kids will slip easily in a bath and can crack their heads.

Never a problem for me, as the only way I can get my kids out the bath is by emptying it!

Ashtonian · April 18, 2016

The Cowboy said:
Joking aside, dunno how old your kids are but you should always empty the bath, very easy for curious kids eager to grab a bath toy and fall in. Drowning risk aside, kids will slip easily in a bath and can crack their heads.

Never a problem for me, as the only way I can get my kids out the bath is by emptying it!

The bath is too high for thst and the little one is never out of our sight haha but 1 and 6 so in between the ages.

Lol its the other half's fault, she baths the kids so I never go near that bathroom bar having a shower in the morning.

The Cowboy · April 18, 2016

Ashtonian said:
The bath is too high for thst and the little one is never out of our sight haha but 1 and 6 so in between the ages.

Lol its the other half's fault, she baths the kids so I never go near that bathroom bar having a shower in the morning.

well the 1 year old will soon be getting out of your sights, Mark my words. You should tell her to sort it out.

Ashtonian · April 18, 2016

The Cowboy said:
well the 1 year old will soon be getting out of your sights, Mark my words. You should tell her to sort it out.

It's in one ear and out the other mate haha

Luckily we live in a house where she won't be out our sights that much without us noticing and we still have baby gates up so right now our only worry is her getting in the kitchen cupboards when the clips aren't on.