Common wisdom/theories

[Yorkie]

Cars such as Nissan Micras and Honda Jazz are driven by the most danderous drivers on the road

Toyota Aygo too, was behind some dotty lady who just was NOT arsed about concentrating on driving. Got very close pulling alongside her just to ask her wtf she was doing, but instead did the British thing of saying nothing and moaning about it to everyone else.

 

[Groucho]

Using your hazard lights renders your car invisible when parked illegally.

 

[roydo]

Using your hazard lights renders your car invisible when parked illegally.

You do want that parcel delivered though, dont you?

 

[Kurt.]

Taking a white hanky to a match gets the manager sacked.

 

[Groucho]

You do want that parcel delivered though, dont you?

If it's for Mike in number 9 yeah, give it to me.

Hopefully I'll break whatever it is on the git.

Sorry I don't like Mike from number 9.

 

[magicjuan]

Toyota Aygo too, was behind some dotty lady who just was NOT arsed about concentrating on driving. Got very close pulling alongside her just to ask her wtf she was doing, but instead did the British thing of saying nothing and moaning about it to everyone else.

Can I just add the sliding scale of Audi bells to this..

any audi driver is a bell, a woman in an audi is worse, a woman in a white audi is even worse, a blond woman in a white audi is worse still and a blonde woman in a white audi who is wearing sunglasses the size of bin lids and holding a crystallised I phone is the supreme, creme de la creme, top notch, grade A belend driver that needs culling.

Thank you

 

[roydo]

Can I just add the sliding scale of Audi bells to this..

any audi driver is a bell, a woman in an audi is worse, a woman in a white audi is even worse, a blond woman in a white audi is worse still and a blonde woman in a white audi who is wearing sunglasses the size of bin lids and holding a crystallised I phone is the supreme, creme de la creme, top notch, grade A belend driver that needs culling.

Thank you

You have just described my neighbour. Perfectly.

 

[jal123]

Can I just add the sliding scale of Audi bells to this..

any audi driver is a bell, a woman in an audi is worse, a woman in a white audi is even worse, a blond woman in a white audi is worse still and a blonde woman in a white audi who is wearing sunglasses the size of bin lids and holding a crystallised I phone is the supreme, creme de la creme, top notch, grade A belend driver that needs culling.

Thank you

See my post above about a partner who deals snide bugle and your post applies to them too. Slappers.

 

[ToffeeDoug]

Wearing a hi-vis vest or jacket while walking in a busy road on a dark night effectively doubles up as a suit of armour.

 

[jal123]

If it's for Mike in number 9 yeah, give it to me.

Hopefully I'll break whatever it is on the git.

Sorry I don't like Mike from number 9.

People called Michael that think Mike is an acceptable nickname. Disgusting weirdos, I'd get all their hard drives seized.

 

[COYBL25]

Crisps and peanuts will suffice as a meal whilst out drinking

 

[l4toffee]

Bellybuton fluff is never the same colour as the top you are wearing.

It's the wool off the sheep you pervert

 

[Yorkie]

Meeting in a pub automatically gives you 20 mins goodwill to be late, since your friends are waiting where they want to be

 

[Dylan]

Can I just add the sliding scale of Audi bells to this..

any audi driver is a bell, a woman in an audi is worse, a woman in a white audi is even worse, a blond woman in a white audi is worse still and a blonde woman in a white audi who is wearing sunglasses the size of bin lids and holding a crystallised I phone is the supreme, creme de la creme, top notch, grade A belend driver that needs culling.

Thank you

Almost a Dr.Seuss book that!!!!

 

[larbert toffee]

I have a theory that all threads here descend into anti Martinez propaganda eventually.